bro
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John Terry Vodka, made in England, bottled in Russia
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John Terry Vodka
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Nani121
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awesome loving it keep em coming lol
manutd4life
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I hear they're ploughing up Stamford bridge next year and planting spuds so the players will have something to lift at the end of the season.
Police this morning reported to Avram Grant that there had been a break in at the Bridge. Avram said "was there any cups stolen" "no Sir" the policeman replied "They didnt make it to the kitchen"
Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford
When asked what it felt like to win the Champions League again Ryan Giggs answered "Its just like a chocolate orange, its not Terrys, its mine!"
What's the difference between a chocolate orange and the european cup?
The european cup isn't terrys!
Whats big and blue and goes beep, beep beep?
The Chelsea open top bus reversing back into the garage.
Police this morning reported to Avram Grant that there had been a break in at the Bridge. Avram said "was there any cups stolen" "no Sir" the policeman replied "They didnt make it to the kitchen"
Why can't you get a cup of tea at the Bridge? All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Old Trafford
When asked what it felt like to win the Champions League again Ryan Giggs answered "Its just like a chocolate orange, its not Terrys, its mine!"
What's the difference between a chocolate orange and the european cup?
The european cup isn't terrys!
Whats big and blue and goes beep, beep beep?
The Chelsea open top bus reversing back into the garage.
bro
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nice one,keep em coming lol
manutd4life
DW Regular
Samaritans are offering counselling to all Chelsea fans. Call 0800 101010 – that’s 08000 won nothing won nothing won nothing.
And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.
Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London
Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet.
John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy.
What is top of the man utd pop charts? Footloose.
Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups.
Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."
And If that line gets too busy there is another number to call: 0800 6-5 6-5 6-5.
Missing: 1 x Bottle
Last Seen: 21st May, Moscow
If found please return to: John Terry, Stamford Bridge, London
Heard about the John Terry tyre? Excellent durability but not so good in the wet.
John Terry always listens to the same song before a game - Born Slippy.
What is top of the man utd pop charts? Footloose.
Did you hear about the new 'Chelsea Bra'? Lots of support but no cups.
Frank Lampard and Joe Cole were allegedly spotted out in Red Square last night, having clearly had one or two drinks. They were reportedly singing: "We're forever blowing Doubles."
Nani121
Banned
tremendous lol loving these keep them coming some really funny ones
bro
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a vid for ya lol
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQm8B1HHTAM[/ame]
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQm8B1HHTAM[/ame]
jaffa
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