A New Zealander walked into an Australian unemployment office,
marched straight up to the counter and said,
"G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to drive
her around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided.
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be
provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the
young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is
$200,000 a year."
The New Zealander said "Nah, you're tellin' me bullshit!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you fkin' started it!"
marched straight up to the counter and said,
"G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to drive
her around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided.
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be
provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the
young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is
$200,000 a year."
The New Zealander said "Nah, you're tellin' me bullshit!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you fkin' started it!"
