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> Artery......................... The study of paintings.
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> Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
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> Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die.
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> Benign.......................... What you be, after you be eight.
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> Caesarean Section.......... A neighbourhood in Rome .
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> Catscan......................... Searching for Kitty.
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> Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
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> Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
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> Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
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> Dilate......................... To live long.
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> Enema........................... Not a friend.
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> Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
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> Fibula........................ A small lie.
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> Impotent...................... Distinguished, well known.
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> Labour Pain................. Getting hurt at work.
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> Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
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> Morbid.......................... A higher offer.
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> Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
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> Node............................ I knew it.
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> Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
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> Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
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> Post Operative............ A letter carrier.
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> Recovery Room.............. Place to do upholstery.
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> Rectum..................... Nearly killed him.
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> Secretion.................. Hiding something.
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> Seizure..................... Roman emperor.
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> Tablet....................... A small table.
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> Terminal Illness............ Getting sick at the airport.
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> Tumour....................... One plus one more.
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> Urine......................... Opposite of you're out.
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> 2xCondoms.................. To be sure, to be sure
 
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