Blonde translations


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Oct 3, 2007
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Anally -- occurring yearly.

Artery -- study of paintings.

Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria.

Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails.

Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U.

Caesarian section -- district in Rome.

Cat scan -- searching for kiTTy.

Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her.

Colic -- sheep dog.

Coma -- a punctuation mark.

Congenital – friendly.

D&C -- where Washington is.

Diarrhoea -- journal of daily events.

Dilate -- to live long.

Enema -- not a friend.

Fester – quicker.

Fibula -- a small lie.

Genital -- non-Jewish.

G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game.

Grippe – suitcase.

Hangnail – coathook.

Impotent -- distinguished, well known.

Intense pain -- torture in a teepee.

Labour pain -- got hurt at work.

Medical staff -- doctor's cane.

Morbid -- higher offer.

Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate.

Node -- was aware of.

Outpatient -- person who had fainted.

Pap smear -- fatherhood test.

Pelvis -- co usin of Elvis.

Post operative -- letter carrier.

Protein -- favouring young people.

Rectum -- damn near killed 'em.

Recovery room -- place to do upholstery.

Rheumatic – amorous.

Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf.

Secretion -- hiding anything.

Seizure -- Roman emperor.

Serology -- study of knighthood.

Terminal illness -- sickness at airport.

Tibia -- country in North Africa.

Tumour -- an extra pair.

Urine -- opposite of you're out.

Varicose -- located nearby.

Vein – conceited.