BRIAN1956
DW Joke King
Anally -- occurring yearly.
Artery -- study of paintings.
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria.
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails.
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U.
Caesarian section -- district in Rome.
Cat scan -- searching for kiTTy.
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her.
Colic -- sheep dog.
Coma -- a punctuation mark.
Congenital – friendly.
D&C -- where Washington is.
Diarrhoea -- journal of daily events.
Dilate -- to live long.
Enema -- not a friend.
Fester – quicker.
Fibula -- a small lie.
Genital -- non-Jewish.
G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game.
Grippe – suitcase.
Hangnail – coathook.
Impotent -- distinguished, well known.
Intense pain -- torture in a teepee.
Labour pain -- got hurt at work.
Medical staff -- doctor's cane.
Morbid -- higher offer.
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate.
Node -- was aware of.
Outpatient -- person who had fainted.
Pap smear -- fatherhood test.
Pelvis -- co usin of Elvis.
Post operative -- letter carrier.
Protein -- favouring young people.
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em.
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery.
Rheumatic – amorous.
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf.
Secretion -- hiding anything.
Seizure -- Roman emperor.
Serology -- study of knighthood.
Terminal illness -- sickness at airport.
Tibia -- country in North Africa.
Tumour -- an extra pair.
Urine -- opposite of you're out.
Varicose -- located nearby.
Vein – conceited.
Artery -- study of paintings.
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria.
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails.
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U.
Caesarian section -- district in Rome.
Cat scan -- searching for kiTTy.
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her.
Colic -- sheep dog.
Coma -- a punctuation mark.
Congenital – friendly.
D&C -- where Washington is.
Diarrhoea -- journal of daily events.
Dilate -- to live long.
Enema -- not a friend.
Fester – quicker.
Fibula -- a small lie.
Genital -- non-Jewish.
G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game.
Grippe – suitcase.
Hangnail – coathook.
Impotent -- distinguished, well known.
Intense pain -- torture in a teepee.
Labour pain -- got hurt at work.
Medical staff -- doctor's cane.
Morbid -- higher offer.
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate.
Node -- was aware of.
Outpatient -- person who had fainted.
Pap smear -- fatherhood test.
Pelvis -- co usin of Elvis.
Post operative -- letter carrier.
Protein -- favouring young people.
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em.
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery.
Rheumatic – amorous.
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf.
Secretion -- hiding anything.
Seizure -- Roman emperor.
Serology -- study of knighthood.
Terminal illness -- sickness at airport.
Tibia -- country in North Africa.
Tumour -- an extra pair.
Urine -- opposite of you're out.
Varicose -- located nearby.
Vein – conceited.
