IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY:-
> Artery......................... The study of paintings.
> Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
> Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die.
> Benign.... .What you be, after you be eight.
> Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood in Rome.
> Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
> Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
> Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
> Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
> Dilate......................... To live long.
> Enema.......................... Not a friend.
> Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
> Fibula....................... A small lie.
> Impotent...................... Distinguished, well known.
> Labour Pain...Getting hurt at work.
> Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
> Morbid......................... A higher offer.
> Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
> Node........................... I knew it.
> Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
> Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
> Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
> Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
> Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.
> Secretion...................... Hiding something.
> Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
> Tablet......................... A small table.
> Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
> Tumour..............One plus one more.
> Urine......... Opposite of you're out.
> 2xCondoms.......................To be sure, to be sure
> Artery......................... The study of paintings.
> Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
> Barium........................ What doctors do when patients die.
> Benign.... .What you be, after you be eight.
> Caesarean Section...............A neighbourhood in Rome.
> Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.
> Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.
> Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
> Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
> Dilate......................... To live long.
> Enema.......................... Not a friend.
> Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
> Fibula....................... A small lie.
> Impotent...................... Distinguished, well known.
> Labour Pain...Getting hurt at work.
> Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
> Morbid......................... A higher offer.
> Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
> Node........................... I knew it.
> Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
> Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
> Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
> Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
> Rectum......................... Nearly killed him.
> Secretion...................... Hiding something.
> Seizure........................ Roman emperor.
> Tablet......................... A small table.
> Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
> Tumour..............One plus one more.
> Urine......... Opposite of you're out.
> 2xCondoms.......................To be sure, to be sure
