Irish joke "Hell"

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Charles Haugh e y, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to
hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million Euros, so
Putin writes him a cheque.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million pounds, so
she writes him a cheque.

Finally Charles Haugh e y gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is 5.00 Euros.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Haugh e y
got to call Ireland so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Cowen took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it's only a local call.
 
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