Insurance Claims

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These are actual quotes taken from the Toronto News on July 26, 1977 which contains statements from insurance forms where car drivers had summarized their accidents.
1. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.
2. The other car collided with mine without giving a warning of its intent.
3. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
4. In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
5. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
6. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
7. I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
8. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
9. As I approached the intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no sign had ever appeared before, making me unable to avoid the accident.
10. I told the police I was not injured, but upon removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull.
11. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
12. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
 
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