Have Healthy Skin (for grown ups)

digidude

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I didn't want to take any chances so I thought I'd better pass it on..... SEX!

Did you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active or not.

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering derma***is, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quan***ies of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
 
no dalmation spots on the scoot

ive not a spot on my fizzog,


no hayfever,

no headache tablets in my cupboard digi,

youve just described scootie

bet damage is fulll of spots the ferker,

has that many ,

they found a blind man,

when he was in his pram when a baby,

with his hands all over his face,


thought he was reading a brail book, lol

no yer right m8 ive not got any of the symptoms ,

does that mean i,m a blckbelt in shaxgin ????


its even on the front of digi world homepage,


Ephemerids
One Day like Today...

epherdermis thats a ferkin rash of spots init?????
regards scoot
 
scoot,
digidude forgot to mention that to qualify the subject of 'sex' it takes more than ONE person to make it count m8!

LOL

owenzy.
:confused: :) ;)
 
starfish wars

are you tryin to say i,m a HANNS SOLO, lol


regards scoot
 
its been proven that since the launce of digital tv more brits are turning to DIY, lmao
 
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