Girls night out

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Girls Night Out
> Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls
> Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
> Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom.
> They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do
> their business behind a head stone or something. The first woman had
> nothing to dry herself with she thought she'd take off her panties, use
> them, throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather
> expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky
> to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the
> graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon. The next day the first
> woman's husband phoned the other husband and said, "This girl's
> night out thing has got to stop right now. My wife came home last night
> without her panties."
> "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came home with a
> card stuck to her bum that said, " FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE
> STATION, WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU".
 
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