jawbreaker
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>>>> Subject: Thats Life
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period
>>>> for
>>>> two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and
>>>> buys a
>>>> pregnancy kit.
>>>> The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,
>>>> cursing,
>>>> crying, the mother says,; Who was the pig that did this to you?
>>>> I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
>>>>
>>>> Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
>>>> a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably
>>>> dressed
>>>> in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
>>>>
>>>> He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and
>>>> the
>>>> girl and tells them:
>>>> Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
>>>> I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
>>>> I'll
>>>> take charge.
>>>> I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
>>>> of her
>>>> life.
>>>>
>>>> Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
>>>> stores, a
>>>> townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.
>>>>
>>>> If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
>>>> £4,000,000 bank account.
>>>>
>>>> If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.
>>>>
>>>> However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
>>>>
>>>> At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places
>>>> a
>>>> hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
>>>>
>>>> ."You'll shag her again!"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period
>>>> for
>>>> two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and
>>>> buys a
>>>> pregnancy kit.
>>>> The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,
>>>> cursing,
>>>> crying, the mother says,; Who was the pig that did this to you?
>>>> I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
>>>>
>>>> Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house;
>>>> a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably
>>>> dressed
>>>> in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.
>>>>
>>>> He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and
>>>> the
>>>> girl and tells them:
>>>> Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
>>>> I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but
>>>> I'll
>>>> take charge.
>>>> I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
>>>> of her
>>>> life.
>>>>
>>>> Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
>>>> stores, a
>>>> townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account.
>>>>
>>>> If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
>>>> £4,000,000 bank account.
>>>>
>>>> If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each.
>>>>
>>>> However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?
>>>>
>>>> At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places
>>>> a
>>>> hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him,
>>>>
>>>> ."You'll shag her again!"
