I wasn't sure If this needed to go into the recipe section.
Ingredients:
1 bottle whiskey;
1 cup of water;
1 tsp. baking soda;
1 cup of sugar;
1 tsp. salt;
1 cup of brown sugar;
1 tbsp. lemon juice;
4 large eggs;
1 cup nuts;
2 cups of dried fruit.
Directions: Sample the whiskey in a large glass to check quality.
Take a large bowl, and check the whiskey again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it's best to make sure the whiskey is still OK, so drink another cup or two .
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, juspry it loose with a drewscrivr.
Sample the whiskeyl again to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the whiskey
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.
Ingredients:
1 bottle whiskey;
1 cup of water;
1 tsp. baking soda;
1 cup of sugar;
1 tsp. salt;
1 cup of brown sugar;
1 tbsp. lemon juice;
4 large eggs;
1 cup nuts;
2 cups of dried fruit.
Directions: Sample the whiskey in a large glass to check quality.
Take a large bowl, and check the whiskey again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it's best to make sure the whiskey is still OK, so drink another cup or two .
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.
Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, juspry it loose with a drewscrivr.
Sample the whiskeyl again to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the whiskey
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.
