It was the 18th of December And Digi was out of sight of the Farmer, Dutcho knew that when the farmer rings the bell it's feeding time and had to keep Rat off Digi's rear end and his two meat eating rhinos. The snow was starting to settle and footsteps could be seen leading into the woods, were janobi was taking sargie from behind, "Wheres witchy?" said his lover.
"Hiding behind you" Said the voices, that echoed loudly in his anus as the avalanche of soot thundered down his chimney waking him up, with a start and a hard bang against the glass dildo his mother had borrowed. She thought it smelt funny though so she licked the pooh off.
The Mental Hospital where digi was hacking the cable soon came down to earth after hearing about the card sharing servers that were located in satans whore house next door to Emily Bishop, who was dressed in hitler's underpants and stockings, so opened their doors to new members, sporting SAFC tattoos.
Sleigh bells were frozen due to ice on the end of darkmans, giant forehead cock and small Gonads, with which he so powerfully erected a christmas tree, with his latest and rudest joke, a spiderbox patch!
Giant spiders crawled across his bellend and descended down his hairy legs towards his webbed extra long pubes which were curly and matted with dead flies.
Meanwhile back in the arachnid lair, roy chubby brown was scraping the Klingons from he's leftover turkey curry but they were out of control and deeply embedded with uncontrollable embeddedness the likes you've never seen before! in your life ,frequenting the sleazy brothels and bars the dw mods frequent at christmas, it was sock day and Mr Sock aka spunky sock was drowning his left toe with freshly produced sperm. His infected toenail was pregnant, again, With janobi's baby which would look like a sheep / dragon / Rat hybrid but even uglier. After sucking clean his infected toe, ratts wiped his tongue on hawkish's brown starfish, then the snow began to turn yellow.
The taste of turkey is almost like my butt, mmmmmmmmm turkey butt with chocolate sauce hot and runny.
Elvis Incidentally Smith, and western gun, were mysterious names so was ibrox, Celtic Park and Nissanny Myfanwy O'Toole. Were all out of wrapping paper so Spectre took a deep breath, picking up the very heavy wallet his back went click and suddenly a shilling dropped out of his mankini pocket.
Devastated he bent down and farted loudly and followed through covering eva everywhere with silver tinsel and bright lights as the ufo (unforseen farting offense) sent mistletoe flying. Eva kissed Spectres big hairy feet, dribbling cheesey saliva on his verucca. Spectacularly! Spectre turned himself on with feeling up wasnotwasD's massive Christmas tree that was erected out his pants with pricks the size of massive measurements.
Meanwhile in The Admin Room, mairyhinge's court case wasn't going well. The pink and hairy minge was no euphemism for Santa's little elves sporting big hard throbbing DW members and had confessed to loving sherbet sprinkled over his favorite altar boy dressed in white bra and knickers, licking his lips as he sucked away at a giant red lollipop. "Your guilty" said Napster as he back-scuttled that Diamond hackmax had carefully broken in. Using WasnotwasD's personal buttplug Napster bent over for everyone, even his mam and Dad was happy to severe all ties. With gay abandon, totalgenius' arcade skills hit the skids.
On December 19th a stray sheep wandered into dutcho's porno film studio. Bridget Baa-Doe, star of many top end productions was very beautiful. Dutcho couldn't resist playing with its LNB and sucking on huggi's giant bitch boobs pierced with rusted F connectors,which jingled loudly like JTH's dangly balls, Only in tune!
Rat and Rab-P were fighting over a fourteen inch, double ended dildo that JimmyP had riveted barbwire to, only to find it wasn't rust but dried ketchup which had been festering in a kitchen drawer for several years so.
Stewartthemole's drugs were making his head grow more ears, which janobi nibbled into rabbit shapes. This made Stewartthemole announce his feelings for Rat who really preferred NoodlesJoe going down on a snow sleigh (Gay).
Christmas Eve found hackmax kissing wasnotwasD under the mistletoe, while DigiBairn was playin with his guitar and suddenly without warning his G string snapped! His 2inch long clitoral bud was pulsating like a cheap pacemaker.
The Mersey ferry from david h house carried gifts from the sex shop including a rubber fist with which wasnotwasd Gaped Maityhinge with furious thrusting and no lubrication. Twin, mairyhinge, looked inside Bronto's fannypack and found only Eva's gimp mask, and Mairyhinge's secret old webley tempest. "Thieving tinker Bronto!!"
All this was before Santa arrived with new batteries + Garry Glitter hairpiece for Tamarc who then dressed up in wellies with a copy of Rat's Jokes, sheep dip and parmaviolets. later the south wales police found what could incriminate the Admin for the serious lack of humour. Quote, "Unfortunately the evidence was destroyed to late because Mick was busy drinking the sheepdip so MrAnfields diary became toilet paper.
Tough shit officer deciphered every sheet, carefully wiping the shit off them.
The tree fairy's from Oirland, Allroad, singing and waving. Max Krzyzanowsk straining, his fingertips brushing jizz from his shaven pork sword, sure knew something was going down, up, along, underneath and around the mulberry bush as rejects went to other forums. "Away with you", chortled Santa as Rudolf watched him prancing in fishnets smokin jamaican woodbines with Bob Marley (Jacob Marley's cousin) three times removed.
New Year's Eve, and the farmer could see DoomedEarl was a handsome fella, with muscular girlfriend Eddie. Potatoes sprouted from behind Evastar's golden locks
"Hiding behind you" Said the voices, that echoed loudly in his anus as the avalanche of soot thundered down his chimney waking him up, with a start and a hard bang against the glass dildo his mother had borrowed. She thought it smelt funny though so she licked the pooh off.
The Mental Hospital where digi was hacking the cable soon came down to earth after hearing about the card sharing servers that were located in satans whore house next door to Emily Bishop, who was dressed in hitler's underpants and stockings, so opened their doors to new members, sporting SAFC tattoos.
Sleigh bells were frozen due to ice on the end of darkmans, giant forehead cock and small Gonads, with which he so powerfully erected a christmas tree, with his latest and rudest joke, a spiderbox patch!
Giant spiders crawled across his bellend and descended down his hairy legs towards his webbed extra long pubes which were curly and matted with dead flies.
Meanwhile back in the arachnid lair, roy chubby brown was scraping the Klingons from he's leftover turkey curry but they were out of control and deeply embedded with uncontrollable embeddedness the likes you've never seen before! in your life ,frequenting the sleazy brothels and bars the dw mods frequent at christmas, it was sock day and Mr Sock aka spunky sock was drowning his left toe with freshly produced sperm. His infected toenail was pregnant, again, With janobi's baby which would look like a sheep / dragon / Rat hybrid but even uglier. After sucking clean his infected toe, ratts wiped his tongue on hawkish's brown starfish, then the snow began to turn yellow.
The taste of turkey is almost like my butt, mmmmmmmmm turkey butt with chocolate sauce hot and runny.
Elvis Incidentally Smith, and western gun, were mysterious names so was ibrox, Celtic Park and Nissanny Myfanwy O'Toole. Were all out of wrapping paper so Spectre took a deep breath, picking up the very heavy wallet his back went click and suddenly a shilling dropped out of his mankini pocket.
Devastated he bent down and farted loudly and followed through covering eva everywhere with silver tinsel and bright lights as the ufo (unforseen farting offense) sent mistletoe flying. Eva kissed Spectres big hairy feet, dribbling cheesey saliva on his verucca. Spectacularly! Spectre turned himself on with feeling up wasnotwasD's massive Christmas tree that was erected out his pants with pricks the size of massive measurements.
Meanwhile in The Admin Room, mairyhinge's court case wasn't going well. The pink and hairy minge was no euphemism for Santa's little elves sporting big hard throbbing DW members and had confessed to loving sherbet sprinkled over his favorite altar boy dressed in white bra and knickers, licking his lips as he sucked away at a giant red lollipop. "Your guilty" said Napster as he back-scuttled that Diamond hackmax had carefully broken in. Using WasnotwasD's personal buttplug Napster bent over for everyone, even his mam and Dad was happy to severe all ties. With gay abandon, totalgenius' arcade skills hit the skids.
On December 19th a stray sheep wandered into dutcho's porno film studio. Bridget Baa-Doe, star of many top end productions was very beautiful. Dutcho couldn't resist playing with its LNB and sucking on huggi's giant bitch boobs pierced with rusted F connectors,which jingled loudly like JTH's dangly balls, Only in tune!
Rat and Rab-P were fighting over a fourteen inch, double ended dildo that JimmyP had riveted barbwire to, only to find it wasn't rust but dried ketchup which had been festering in a kitchen drawer for several years so.
Stewartthemole's drugs were making his head grow more ears, which janobi nibbled into rabbit shapes. This made Stewartthemole announce his feelings for Rat who really preferred NoodlesJoe going down on a snow sleigh (Gay).
Christmas Eve found hackmax kissing wasnotwasD under the mistletoe, while DigiBairn was playin with his guitar and suddenly without warning his G string snapped! His 2inch long clitoral bud was pulsating like a cheap pacemaker.
The Mersey ferry from david h house carried gifts from the sex shop including a rubber fist with which wasnotwasd Gaped Maityhinge with furious thrusting and no lubrication. Twin, mairyhinge, looked inside Bronto's fannypack and found only Eva's gimp mask, and Mairyhinge's secret old webley tempest. "Thieving tinker Bronto!!"
All this was before Santa arrived with new batteries + Garry Glitter hairpiece for Tamarc who then dressed up in wellies with a copy of Rat's Jokes, sheep dip and parmaviolets. later the south wales police found what could incriminate the Admin for the serious lack of humour. Quote, "Unfortunately the evidence was destroyed to late because Mick was busy drinking the sheepdip so MrAnfields diary became toilet paper.
Tough shit officer deciphered every sheet, carefully wiping the shit off them.
The tree fairy's from Oirland, Allroad, singing and waving. Max Krzyzanowsk straining, his fingertips brushing jizz from his shaven pork sword, sure knew something was going down, up, along, underneath and around the mulberry bush as rejects went to other forums. "Away with you", chortled Santa as Rudolf watched him prancing in fishnets smokin jamaican woodbines with Bob Marley (Jacob Marley's cousin) three times removed.
New Year's Eve, and the farmer could see DoomedEarl was a handsome fella, with muscular girlfriend Eddie. Potatoes sprouted from behind Evastar's golden locks
