Corny 1 Liner Thread

[dar1437]

Yeah I saw her one year I was a young lad, she shot a ping pong ball with some force towards me and my m8s.

This no joke,

it ricocheted off the edge of my m8s pint pot and hit me in the eye.
It wasn't shot with enough force to do damage but there was some kind of fluid on it that made my eye sting like F**k for the rest of the night.
I think it was vaz or baby oil of some sort as it didn't smell of haddock

Possibly some earlier punters Jiz?

 

[silverdale]

Possibly some earlier punters Jiz?

FFS don't

 

[silverdale]

 

[Sandra51]

 

[miggy]

 

[Sandra51]

 

[Sandra51]

 

[Sandra51]

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Average day in New York

 

[silverdale]

Average day in New York

Thought is was London

 

[silverdale]

 

[nowuckinfurries]

 

[rawsy]

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Yes it is quite odd. I’m glad someone else has mentioned it!

 

[avid]

Yes it is quite odd. I’m glad someone else has mentioned it!

Here’s one of my recent ones.
I don’t mind removing my bra, but the panties are a no-no

 

[rawsy]

Here’s one of my recent ones.
I don’t mind removing my bra, but the panties are a no-no
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I’m glad it’s not just me, I don’t need proof though lol!!

 

[silverdale]

Here’s one of my recent ones.
I don’t mind removing my bra, but the panties are a no-no
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Good job you closed the blinds or everyone could see in

 

[avid]

Good job you closed the blinds or everyone could see in

Yeah there’s a dirty old man over the road who’s always peeking into my boudoir, trying to catch me topless tbf.

 

[dar1437]

 

[nowuckinfurries]

 

[Sandra51]