Corny 1 Liner Thread

[miggy]

 

[Sandra51]

A child asked his father, "How were people born?"

So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."

The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."

The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!"

His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

 

[Sandra51]

 

[Sandra51]

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[Sandra51]

 

[miggy]

 

[avid]

 

[miggy]

 

[avid]

 

[dar1437]

 

[dar1437]

 

[Sandra51]

 

[miggy]

I have just managed to find a plumber that works around the clock. Marvellous.
I thank you.

 

[Sandra51]

 

[dar1437]

I was looking for a present for mother. I don't think it's suitable?

 

[silverdale]

If you don't know who she was you never lived:-

 

[avid]

If you don't know who she was you never lived:-

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Seen her in Benidorm when I was 18. My mate gave her an unopened bottle of beer, and she opened it with her lady garden and he drank it

Have also seen Sticky Vicky’s daughter performing in Benidorm many years after.

 

[dar1437]

Seen her in Benidorm when I was 18. My mate gave her an unopened bottle of beer, and she opened it with her lady garden and he drank it

Jesus! Imagine sticking your helmet in, she might take it clean off.

 

[avid]

Jesus! Imagine sticking your helmet in, she might take it clean off.

Which helmet are we talking about because I think she had room for any kind

 

[silverdale]

Yeah I saw her one year I was a young lad, she shot a ping pong ball with some force towards me and my m8s.

This no joke,

it ricocheted off the edge of my m8s pint pot and hit me in the eye.
It wasn't shot with enough force to do damage but there was some kind of fluid on it that made my eye sting like F**k for the rest of the night.
I think it was vaz or baby oil of some sort as it didn't smell of haddock