Corny 1 Liner Thread

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I've just taken up fishing. A friend, who has been fishing for ages, advised me to use liquorice as bait............
I caught all sorts !

 

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I was walking around the town centre yesterday and everyone I met greeted me. I then realised I was in the Hi Street!

 

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𝗝𝗼𝘀𝗵𝘂𝗮 𝗩𝘀 𝗙𝘂𝗿𝘆 𝗧𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁𝘀 *** FREE *** - I have 2 ringside tickets for the Joshua v Fury fight. I paid £2500 each for them but I didn't realise when I bought them it was on the same day as my wedding.
If you are interested I am looking for someone to take my place for FREE!!
It's at St. Lukes Church, Chadderton at 3pm the bride's name is Natalie, she's 5'4 and about 135 pounds with Blonde Hair.
She will be the one in the white dress, carrying a bunch of flowers. #staysafe

 

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