Corny 1 Liner Thread

[muskrat]

 

[miggy]

 

[silverdale]

 

[muskrat]

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[muskrat]

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[dar1437]

As she was sewing away she moaned, "every one of your socks has a bloody big hole where your big toe pokes out"
- "and who's fault is that? " I asked....
"When was last time you cut my toenails you lazy bitch"

 

[dar1437]

 

[muskrat]

 

[silverdale]

 

[gez]

Thats a cracking arsenal of weapons

 

[avid]

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They just wouldn’t see the wood for the trees

 

[nara]

Thats a cracking arsenal of weapons

...and we had hours of fun with them. They didn't cost our parents anything but the odd sticking plaster.

 

[avid]

...and we had hours of fun with them. They didn't cost our parents anything but the odd sticking plaster.

Which noise did you make when using one
pppppkeeeuuuuwww, pow-pow-pow-pow-pow, eh eh eh-eh eh eh or the classic bang-bang-bang-bang-bang

 

[gez]

Brrrrr dagger dagger

 

[avid]

Brrrrr dagger dagger

Wasn’t fortunate enough to own one of them

 

[nara]

Which noise did you make when using one
pppppkeeeuuuuwww, pow-pow-pow-pow-pow, eh eh eh-eh eh eh or the classic bang-bang-bang-bang-bang

I think it was pyow-pyow-pyow.

 

[silverdale]

Yep pow pow pow for me, it was loudest gun. The posh kids round our way (not many) had one of these. I would have got a knock on having one with a grenade launcher, mind you have now

 

[miggy]

I will stick will my lollipop stick knife nobody would go near you with that.

 

[muskrat]

 

[muskrat]

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