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avid VIP Member VIP Member Premium Member Joined Dec 4, 2004 Messages 5,690 Reaction score 14,341 Location Nabootique Dec 30, 2020 #402 1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner. 2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. 3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I told my dog.... We had a good laugh. 5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. 6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? 7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! 8. I need to practice social-distancing ....from the refrigerator. 9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins! 10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.
1. The dumbest thing I ever bought was a 2020 planner. 2. 2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people. 3. The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house & their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors! 4. This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I told my dog.... We had a good laugh. 5. Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pyjamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom. 6. Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands? 7. I never thought the comment, “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are! 8. I need to practice social-distancing ....from the refrigerator. 9. I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip out to the bins! 10. Never in a million years could I have imagined I would go into a bank with a mask on and ask for money.
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Trabbs VIP Member VIP Member Joined Feb 16, 2006 Messages 1,803 Reaction score 1,410 Location Devon Dec 31, 2020 #408 I've just heard that there will be a round of applause for Couriers and Delivery Drivers. It will be anytime between 9am and 5pm tomorrow!
I've just heard that there will be a round of applause for Couriers and Delivery Drivers. It will be anytime between 9am and 5pm tomorrow!
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dar1437 Worldz Biggest Oddball VIP Member Joined Dec 10, 2009 Messages 4,807 Reaction score 9,770 Location Colorado Lounge Jan 2, 2021 #410 Why didn't the defence call the Invisible Man as a witness? Because the jurors would see right through him. OMG i just made that up myself
Why didn't the defence call the Invisible Man as a witness? Because the jurors would see right through him. OMG i just made that up myself
muskrat Inactive User Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 3,244 Reaction score 1,558 Location Over the hill and far away Jan 3, 2021 #411 dar1437 said: Why didn't the defence call the Invisible Man as a witness? Because the jurors would see right through him. OMG i just made that up myself Click to expand... Spliff and strong drink, lol?
dar1437 said: Why didn't the defence call the Invisible Man as a witness? Because the jurors would see right through him. OMG i just made that up myself Click to expand... Spliff and strong drink, lol?
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Trabbs VIP Member VIP Member Joined Feb 16, 2006 Messages 1,803 Reaction score 1,410 Location Devon Jan 4, 2021 #414 Last night I dreamed about drowning in an orange fizzy drink. Took me a while to realise it was a Fanta Sea!
Last night I dreamed about drowning in an orange fizzy drink. Took me a while to realise it was a Fanta Sea!
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What’s the difference between a ‘hippo’ and a ‘Zippo’? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter
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