Corny 1 Liner Thread

Listen ya’lI... I just need to vent! 😡 I try my best to help people in need because I have a loving heart, and it’s the right thing to do. Just want to warn everyone to watch who you let into your home. I'm too kindhearted for my own good sometimes, because yesterday it was soooo cold out that I took a man into our home out of the kindness of my heart and I just felt sorry for him. Well, this morning he just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him! The last straw -- when I realized he had peed all over the living room floor! 😲That's the thanks we get for being good to people?!?!
Watch out for this man! 🧐 He is heavy set - wearing nothing but a scarf. His nose looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks. ⛄Don't bring him into your house! What a huge mess he made on the floor!😁
 
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