Corny 1 Liner Thread

Now the roads are icing over and the bad weather is on its way the government are advising people who are travelling to take extra things with them, such as blankets,a shovel, flasks,batteries,hi visibility clothing, petrol jerry cans, 24 hours food rations and even flares....................I looked a right twat on the bus this morning !
 
I went to the Bank to get a Loan. The Manager said "I'm sorry, the loan arranger isn't in today". I said "That's ok, can I speak to Tonto?"
Apologies - I know they are getting worse! 🤣
 
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