Corny 1 Liner Thread

[Trabbs]

Fell asleep at a party last night and somebody put a tea-bag in my mouth. I'm really annoyed, felt like I was being treated as a Mug! I hope it was a tea bag

 

[dar1437]

How do you make a hormone?

Refuse to pay.

 

[trevortron]

Fell asleep at a party last night and somebody put a tea-bag in my mouth. I'm really annoyed, felt like I was being treated as a Mug! I hope it was a tea bag

Nothing worse that waking up to be told you've been teabagged!

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

 

[silverdale]

 

[miggy]

 

[avid]

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Brought a little happy tier to mi face.

 

[rawsy]

 

[rawsy]

 

[rawsy]

 

[silverdale]

 

[silverdale]

Just had a message from a random guy asking to meet in the woods to compare dicks sizes,

f**kin weirdo didn't even turn up

 

[miggy]

 

[avid]

 

[miggy]

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What! No poppadoms.

 

[Trabbs]

I had a dream all about Silencers on Cars. I woke up exhausted!

 

[Trabbs]

A Leather Case was stolen, but found by a Detective in less than a minute!........It was a Briefcase!

 

[avid]

What! No poppadoms.

With extra cumin

 

[muskrat]