Corny 1 Liner Thread

[miggy]

 

[muskrat]

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

“A woman says to her husband: ‘You never take me anywhere expensive anymore’. He says ‘get your coat on’. She says ‘where we going?’ He says: ‘The f***ing petrol station’.”

 

[avid]

My grandad always said ‘never judge a book by its cover’. And it’s for that reason that he lost his job as chair of the British Book Cover Awards panel.

 

[muskrat]

 

[muskrat]

 

[muskrat]

 

[silverdale]

 

[silverdale]

 

[gez]

Hope your missus doesn't see this @silverdale

 

[miggy]

 

[muskrat]

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Ohh FFS, I did laugh much to my shame

 

[muskrat]

 

[silverdale]

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[dar1437]

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

 

[muskrat]

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[Trabbs]

There once was a King who was just 12 inches high.................he was a great ruler!