Corny 1 Liner Thread

[silverdale]

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[miggy]

BREAKING NEWS :- DUE TO MASSIVE DEMAND FOR THE COVID VACCINE SOME COUNTIES MAY FACE A SHORTAGE .
THE PFIZER CHIEFS SAY "THEY PREDICT A RIOT "

 

[ukbob]

BREAKING NEWS :- DUE TO MASSIVE DEMAND FOR THE COVID VACCINE SOME COUNTIES MAY FACE A SHORTAGE .
THE PFIZER CHIEFS SAY "THEY PREDICT A RIOT "

Haha.... i got it in the end

 

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Fly fishing by J R Hartley

 

[dar1437]

I think it's there to hide his erection?

 

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I think it's there to hide his erection?

I have not read that, is any good

 

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Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. The same applies when you are stupid

 

[silverdale]

I went to my Doctors and he told me to stop masturbating. And I said "Why?" And he said, "Because I'm trying to examine you"

 

[Trabbs]

A Police Officer radio-ed into his Station, "interesting situation here, an old lady has just shot her husband for walking on a floor she had just washed". "Have you arrested her?" " Not yet, the floor is still wet!"

 

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[Trabbs]

A man bought a map of the World, pinned it up on the Kitchen wall and handed his wife a Dart, saying "throw this at the map and wherever it lands I'll take you for a holiday when all this is over. Turns out they are going to spend two weeks behind the fridge!

 

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[Trabbs]

A man accidentally swallowed a bottle of invisible ink................he's now in Hospital waiting to be seen!

 

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Elton John has bought a treadmill for his pet rabbit.
It's a little fit bunny........