Corny 1 Liner Thread

[silverdale]

 

[avid]

 

[rawsy]

 

[miggy]

 

[muskrat]

 

[miggy]

 

[muskrat]

 

[Trabbs]

Two Antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't great but the Reception was terrific!

 

[dar1437]

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Lol, I'm guessing that's been slightly photoshoped, but why do birds get these lip implants (or whatever they are)? I don't find it attractive in any way. They look like something out of my old tropical fish tank.

 

[dar1437]

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

 

[avid]

 

[Trabbs]

I have just ordered an Chicken and an Egg from Amazon..........I'll let you know!

 

[miggy]

My dog has eaten all the lights off the Christmas tree! I rushed him to the vet. When the vet made a fuss of him his little face just lit up!

 

[Trabbs]

Sadly, the days of people using proper English, are went!

 

[miggy]

Sadly, the days of people using proper English, are went!

Innit

 

[miggy]

A man goes to opticians for his eye test, the optician asks him what can you see. I see empty airports, empty football grounds, closed theaters and closed pubs" that's perfect he replies you have 2020 vision!!.

 

[silverdale]