Corny 1 Liner Thread

On the M25 yesterday when I got a ticket for undertaking. I was behind a motorcade that was apparently for Charles and Camilla on their way to Cornwall. Anyway, I got annoyed in this queue because they going so slow at about 50mph in the fast lane.
I drove over to the slow lane and overtook them. One of the lead motorcyclists caught me up and pulled me over.
He told me off and gave me a ticket.
I said "why"
He said, I quote, "It's because I saw you 'pass the Duchy on the left hand side.'"
 
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