condoms (slight adult)

andyboyrfc

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Condoms!!

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the name tag line...............

• Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
• Tesco condoms- every little helps
• Nike condoms- Just do it
• Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life
• Galaxy condoms- Why have rubber when you can have silk
• KFC condoms- Finger licking good
• Minstrel condoms- melt in your mouth, not in your hands
• Safeway condoms- Lightening the load
• Abbey national condoms- because life is complicated enough
• Coca Cola condoms - The real thing
• Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going
• Pringle condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
• Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
• Goodyear condoms- for a long ride go wild
• FCUK condoms- no comment required
Muller light condoms- so much pleasure, but without the pain!
• Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile
• Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
• Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
• Renault condoms - size really does matter!
• Ronseal condoms - does exactly what it says on the tin
• Ronseal quick drying condoms- it's dry and waterproof in 30 minutes
• Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
• Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
• Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world
• AA condoms - for the 4th emergency service
• Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal
• Polo condoms - the condom with the hole
 
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