Buckets of Cat Nip...that works.
Tamarc: Hi, I was wondering if you can tell if you sell lion poop
Pet's at Home Clerk: Say what..
Tamarc: You know, excrement from the butt hole of a lion
Pet's at Home Clerk: Seriously
Tamarc: Yes totally, I have a cat problem
Pet's at Home Clerk: That's one BIG cat problem Mr Tamarc.
Tamarc: Yes, I have lots of the little buggers in my garden
Pet's at Home Clerk: Do you run a circus?
Tamarc: No, lol, i think you misunderstand. I have a little pussy issue in my garden..
Pet's at Home Clerk: *blink*
Tamarc: *sigh* I wan't to stop the cats getting into my garden!!
Pet's at Home Clerk: Oh, why didn't you say, its in aisle 12 next to the goat semen.