Cats !

[Tamarc]

Anybody got some hints or tips i can try to deter the mass of cats that have taken to squatting in my garden ? i dont own a cat or anything but the buggers are treating my garden as the local watering hole,i scare them away all the time but they keep coming back...any ideas ?

 

[oneman]

keep hosing them down, they will soon learn

aside from that there is a plant you can grow which apparently puts them off

And also if you can get hold of it, lion poo

 

[Exos]

Buckets of Cat Nip...that works.

Tamarc: Hi, I was wondering if you can tell if you sell lion poop
Pet's at Home Clerk: Say what..
Tamarc: You know, excrement from the butt hole of a lion
Pet's at Home Clerk: Seriously
Tamarc: Yes totally, I have a cat problem
Pet's at Home Clerk: That's one BIG cat problem Mr Tamarc.
Tamarc: Yes, I have lots of the little buggers in my garden
Pet's at Home Clerk: Do you run a circus?
Tamarc: No, lol, i think you misunderstand. I have a little pussy issue in my garden..
Pet's at Home Clerk: *blink*
Tamarc: *sigh* I wan't to stop the cats getting into my garden!!
Pet's at Home Clerk: Oh, why didn't you say, its in aisle 12 next to the goat semen.

 

[speedy1234]

are'nt they suppose to hate the zest of orange peel ? sure its supposed to work peel a few orange's and throw the peel on the grass

 

[D0G5BO77OK5]

Buckets of Cat Nip...that works.

Tamarc: Hi, I was wondering if you can tell if you sell lion poop
Pet's at Home Clerk: Say what..
Tamarc: You know, excrement from the butt hole of a lion
Pet's at Home Clerk: Seriously
Tamarc: Yes totally, I have a cat problem
Pet's at Home Clerk: That's one BIG cat problem Mr Tamarc.
Tamarc: Yes, I have lots of the little buggers in my garden
Pet's at Home Clerk: Do you run a circus?
Tamarc: No, lol, i think you misunderstand. I have a little pussy issue in my garden..
Pet's at Home Clerk: *blink*
Tamarc: *sigh* I wan't to stop the cats getting into my garden!!
Pet's at Home Clerk: Oh, why didn't you say, its in aisle 12 next to the goat semen.

lol that was brilliant

try using a sprinkler that is activated by a motion-sensor works for me mate

 

[Rumpelstiltskin.]

A little bit of lead in their left ear works.......................................



Preferably from a 12 bore!

 

[stihl260]

Buckets of Cat Nip...that works.

Tamarc: Hi, I was wondering if you can tell if you sell lion poop
Pet's at Home Clerk: Say what..
Tamarc: You know, excrement from the butt hole of a lion
Pet's at Home Clerk: Seriously
Tamarc: Yes totally, I have a cat problem
Pet's at Home Clerk: That's one BIG cat problem Mr Tamarc.
Tamarc: Yes, I have lots of the little buggers in my garden
Pet's at Home Clerk: Do you run a circus?
Tamarc: No, lol, i think you misunderstand. I have a little pussy issue in my garden..
Pet's at Home Clerk: *blink*
Tamarc: *sigh* I wan't to stop the cats getting into my garden!!
Pet's at Home Clerk: Oh, why didn't you say, its in aisle 12 next to the goat semen.

Priceless and brilliant,lol

 

[nara]

I use pepper dust.

Pepper Dust £4.45

 

[emarald]

Chicken dipped in anti freeze also works

 

[bro]

electric fence

 

[Napster]

22 air rifle with scope that will work

 

[bro]

lol that was brilliant

try using a sprinkler that is activated by a motion-sensor works for me mate

on a serious note these are supposed to be ok