Car pool Lane between J25 and 27 on the M62?

[Mike Swift]

In article <[email protected]>, fred
<[email protected]> writes
>Get yourself one of them inflatable women and a little compressor that
>plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car.

Warning!!! Non P.C. joke alert.

A chap went into a sex shop and asked for a sex doll. The owner asked
him if he wanted a normal or a Muslim doll. 'I don't know, what's the
difference', said he. 'Well', said the shop owner, 'the Muslim ones blow
themselves up'.

Mike

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[BikerTony]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 12:55:06 +0100, Dave Fawthrop
<[email protected]> wrote:


>As I avoid the M62 during rush hours it will not affect me.
>
>Dave F
>

Probably a good job as you would probably struggle to find someone
willing to travel in the car with you.

BT
..

 

[Dave Fawthrop]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 20:30:09 +0100, Mike Swift <[email protected]>
wrote:

| In article <[email protected]>, Dave Fawthrop
| <[email protected]> writes
| >| I suppose the next bright idea they have will be to force everyone to
| >| live 100 yards from their place of work then car use will be eliminated,
| >
| >A couple of yards in my case ;-)
| >It worked OK 100 years ago.
| >Travel expands to fill the roads available.
|
| I don't really want to live in thieves alley a couple of hundred yards
| from a football ground thanks.

Wouldn't want to work there either.

 

[Marcus Houlden]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 19:05:06 +0100, fred <[email protected]>
wrote the following to uk.local.yorkshire.moderated:

> On Tuesday, in article <[email protected]>
> [email protected] "Mike Swift" wrote:
>
>> I have to attend Chappel Allerton several times a year, as I don't know
>> anyone in my area with a tin leg to share with I could always demand to
>> be collected by ambulance.
>
> Get yourself one of them inflatable women and a little compressor that
> plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car.

I can see the attraction in doing that, but what abut the carpool?

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[Mike Swift]

In article <[email protected]>, Dave Fawthrop
<[email protected]> writes
>| I suppose the next bright idea they have will be to force everyone to
>| live 100 yards from their place of work then car use will be eliminated,
>
>A couple of yards in my case ;-)
>It worked OK 100 years ago.
>Travel expands to fill the roads available.

I don't really want to live in thieves alley a couple of hundred yards
from a football ground thanks.

Mike

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Michael Swift We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners.
Kirkheaton We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians.
Yorkshire Halvard Lange
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[Mike Swift]

In article <[email protected]>, fred
<[email protected]> writes
>Get yourself one of them inflatable women and a little compressor that
>plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car.

Warning!!! Non P.C. joke alert.

A chap went into a sex shop and asked for a sex doll. The owner asked
him if he wanted a normal or a Muslim doll. 'I don't know, what's the
difference', said he. 'Well', said the shop owner, 'the Muslim ones blow
themselves up'.

Mike

--
Michael Swift We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners.
Kirkheaton We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians.
Yorkshire Halvard Lange
'46 M Y++ L+ U KQ+ c B+ P99S P00S p+ Sh++ S(BAR) R(HD5)

 

[BikerTony]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 12:55:06 +0100, Dave Fawthrop
<[email protected]> wrote:


>As I avoid the M62 during rush hours it will not affect me.
>
>Dave F
>

Probably a good job as you would probably struggle to find someone
willing to travel in the car with you.

BT
..

 

[Dave Fawthrop]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 20:30:09 +0100, Mike Swift <[email protected]>
wrote:

| In article <[email protected]>, Dave Fawthrop
| <[email protected]> writes
| >| I suppose the next bright idea they have will be to force everyone to
| >| live 100 yards from their place of work then car use will be eliminated,
| >
| >A couple of yards in my case ;-)
| >It worked OK 100 years ago.
| >Travel expands to fill the roads available.
|
| I don't really want to live in thieves alley a couple of hundred yards
| from a football ground thanks.

Wouldn't want to work there either.

 

[Marcus Houlden]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 19:05:06 +0100, fred <[email protected]>
wrote the following to uk.local.yorkshire.moderated:

> On Tuesday, in article <[email protected]>
> [email protected] "Mike Swift" wrote:
>
>> I have to attend Chappel Allerton several times a year, as I don't know
>> anyone in my area with a tin leg to share with I could always demand to
>> be collected by ambulance.
>
> Get yourself one of them inflatable women and a little compressor that
> plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car.

I can see the attraction in doing that, but what abut the carpool?

mh.
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[Mike Swift]

In article <[email protected]>, Dave Fawthrop
<[email protected]> writes
>| I suppose the next bright idea they have will be to force everyone to
>| live 100 yards from their place of work then car use will be eliminated,
>
>A couple of yards in my case ;-)
>It worked OK 100 years ago.
>Travel expands to fill the roads available.

I don't really want to live in thieves alley a couple of hundred yards
from a football ground thanks.

Mike

--
Michael Swift We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners.
Kirkheaton We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians.
Yorkshire Halvard Lange
'46 M Y++ L+ U KQ+ c B+ P99S P00S p+ Sh++ S(BAR) R(HD5)

 

[Mike Swift]

In article <[email protected]>, fred
<[email protected]> writes
>Get yourself one of them inflatable women and a little compressor that
>plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car.

Warning!!! Non P.C. joke alert.

A chap went into a sex shop and asked for a sex doll. The owner asked
him if he wanted a normal or a Muslim doll. 'I don't know, what's the
difference', said he. 'Well', said the shop owner, 'the Muslim ones blow
themselves up'.

Mike

--
Michael Swift We do not regard Englishmen as foreigners.
Kirkheaton We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians.
Yorkshire Halvard Lange
'46 M Y++ L+ U KQ+ c B+ P99S P00S p+ Sh++ S(BAR) R(HD5)

 

[BikerTony]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 12:55:06 +0100, Dave Fawthrop
<[email protected]> wrote:


>As I avoid the M62 during rush hours it will not affect me.
>
>Dave F
>

Probably a good job as you would probably struggle to find someone
willing to travel in the car with you.

BT
..

 

[Dave Fawthrop]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 20:30:09 +0100, Mike Swift <[email protected]>
wrote:

| In article <[email protected]>, Dave Fawthrop
| <[email protected]> writes
| >| I suppose the next bright idea they have will be to force everyone to
| >| live 100 yards from their place of work then car use will be eliminated,
| >
| >A couple of yards in my case ;-)
| >It worked OK 100 years ago.
| >Travel expands to fill the roads available.
|
| I don't really want to live in thieves alley a couple of hundred yards
| from a football ground thanks.

Wouldn't want to work there either.

 

[Marcus Houlden]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 19:05:06 +0100, fred <[email protected]>
wrote the following to uk.local.yorkshire.moderated:

> On Tuesday, in article <[email protected]>
> [email protected] "Mike Swift" wrote:
>
>> I have to attend Chappel Allerton several times a year, as I don't know
>> anyone in my area with a tin leg to share with I could always demand to
>> be collected by ambulance.
>
> Get yourself one of them inflatable women and a little compressor that
> plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car.

I can see the attraction in doing that, but what abut the carpool?

mh.
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[fred]

On Tuesday, in article
<[email protected]>
[email protected] "Marcus Houlden" wrote:

> On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 19:05:06 +0100, fred <[email protected]>
> wrote the following to uk.local.yorkshire.moderated:
>
> > On Tuesday, in article <[email protected]>
> > [email protected] "Mike Swift" wrote:
> >
> >> I have to attend Chappel Allerton several times a year, as I don't know
> >> anyone in my area with a tin leg to share with I could always demand to
> >> be collected by ambulance.
> >
> > Get yourself one of them inflatable women and a little compressor that
> > plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car.
>
> I can see the attraction in doing that, but what abut the carpool?

You can use it as an inflatable passenger as well.

It's this new toll road from Manchester to Birmingham I don't understand.
I mean you pays 160 quid a year to the government to pay for the roads
and they nick it to buy bombs and things than charge people to use the
roads.

Two M6s, one for the rich and one for the poor, whatever happened to the
classless society?

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[King Queen]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 17:40:06 +0100, Mike Swift
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Another stupid idea from a stupid government, where I work there are
>only two people who live near enough to car share and unfortunately they
>are on different work patterns.

I know it is something that has already been trialled in Leeds - is it
the Armley road?

Somebody was saying in America that there has been an increase in
sales of inflatable dummies so that people can put them in the
passenger seat and use multi-occcupancy lanes.

Least that's their excuse.

>I suppose the next bright idea they have will be to force everyone to
>live 100 yards from their place of work then car use will be eliminated,
>this will have the added advantage that the many government
>supernumeraries and jobsworths can go about their over paid business
>without the plebs getting in the way.

Now now Mike, how can you say this about our elected servants of the
people


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[King Queen]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 20:50:06 +0100, BikerTony <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 12:55:06 +0100, Dave Fawthrop
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>
>>As I avoid the M62 during rush hours it will not affect me.
>>
>>Dave F
>>
>
>Probably a good job as you would probably struggle to find someone
>willing to travel in the car with you.

There is that!

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[Mike Swift]

In article <[email protected]>, King Queen
<[email protected]> writes
>Now now Mike, how can you say this about our elected servants of the
>people

LOL, servants, would that they were, B.Liar is a god bothering
megalomaniac 'who knows he's right', Howard is a vampire, the other
leader is a, erm, who *is* the other leader?

Politicians have never been servants of the people but sadly our system
is the best we can hope for, anarchy would be, well anarchic, communism
sounds good but didn't work, dictatorship might work but history is
against it so we're left with capitalism, not perfect but IMHO the best
of a bad bunch.

I know you wont agree Doug but what the Hell, life would be tedious if
we all thought the same

Mike

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Kirkheaton We look on them only as rather mad Norwegians.
Yorkshire Halvard Lange
'46 M Y++ L+ U KQ+ c B+ P99S P00S p+ Sh++ S(BAR) R(HD5)

 

[fred]

On Tuesday, in article
<[email protected]>
[email protected] "Marcus Houlden" wrote:

> On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 19:05:06 +0100, fred <[email protected]>
> wrote the following to uk.local.yorkshire.moderated:
>
> > On Tuesday, in article <[email protected]>
> > [email protected] "Mike Swift" wrote:
> >
> >> I have to attend Chappel Allerton several times a year, as I don't know
> >> anyone in my area with a tin leg to share with I could always demand to
> >> be collected by ambulance.
> >
> > Get yourself one of them inflatable women and a little compressor that
> > plugs into the cigarette lighter on your car.
>
> I can see the attraction in doing that, but what abut the carpool?

You can use it as an inflatable passenger as well.

It's this new toll road from Manchester to Birmingham I don't understand.
I mean you pays 160 quid a year to the government to pay for the roads
and they nick it to buy bombs and things than charge people to use the
roads.

Two M6s, one for the rich and one for the poor, whatever happened to the
classless society?

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õçîd

 

[King Queen]

On Tue, 6 Jul 2004 17:40:06 +0100, Mike Swift
<[email protected]> wrote:

>Another stupid idea from a stupid government, where I work there are
>only two people who live near enough to car share and unfortunately they
>are on different work patterns.

I know it is something that has already been trialled in Leeds - is it
the Armley road?

Somebody was saying in America that there has been an increase in
sales of inflatable dummies so that people can put them in the
passenger seat and use multi-occcupancy lanes.

Least that's their excuse.

>I suppose the next bright idea they have will be to force everyone to
>live 100 yards from their place of work then car use will be eliminated,
>this will have the added advantage that the many government
>supernumeraries and jobsworths can go about their over paid business
>without the plebs getting in the way.

Now now Mike, how can you say this about our elected servants of the
people


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