Caption This!!!!

[snapman]

 

[IANB]

How dare you park in my space ya pr1ck !!!!!!!

 

[HappyH]

"It's a 20-foot cock and balls, man! It don't look like nothing else!"
HH.

 

[miggy]

That is going to be one angry snowman in the morning when he finds out what is missing. Unless he asked for the sex change hmmm .

 

[VectorZ]

Highways Agency criticized by drivers on conditions after latest snowfall.... another cock up!

 

[Arthur Daley]

Local council chiefs apply for planning permission to excavate car park to lay claim to the frozen body of a mythical snow giant they believe lies beneath.

or

Police believe that attempts by Radio 1 presenter Chris Moyles to travel incognito have been rumbled.

 

[Atasas]

k*ob inside- out!

 

[jondoe]

found your car mr prime minister

 

[jondoe]

sure aint a hotrod


that will be the last time u try shag a princess

 

[Arthur Daley]

The ex wife of ex Energy Secretary Chris Huhne leaves him a good luck message as he visits his solicitor for legal advice concerning his impending "Speeding Points" court case.

 

[hawkish]

.................... Diltow

 

[hamba]

That snow penis.

 

[Arthur Daley]

Heavy snow fall is credited for helping to capture one of Europe's most prolific cross boarder Viagra smugglers.

 

[buzzer]

.................... Diltow

pmsl

can't see anyone beating that....

 

[Arthur Daley]

Downtrodden Frosty the Snowman and his estranged wife announce they are to split. When asked why Frosty replied, "She insisted on driving me nuts".

 

[turner brown]

missus made a co.k up of the parking again

 

[hawkish]

For my last-minuite holiday this year I rented out Peter Stringfellows "carrawang" I was amazed at how fast it came, the large deposit didnt put me off at all, and it was a joy to handle.

 

[Gavvodka]

**** this!!!!!

 

[jondoe]

and of course the trailer has the new "snow snatch catch"

 

[Exos]

After many years of searching, police hunting the snowman killer uncover John Bobbit's lost penis. Authorities exclaimed "we were utterly shocked, it was just laying in the corner of the park, how we missed it we don't know"

And you may not believe me, but after an (odd) google search for him, this is what the result returned: