This is good but see post 14 of this very thread
A teacher ask little Johnny "what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny replies "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the best clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Monaco, holidays in Hawaii, an unlimited credit card and shag her 3 times a day."
The teacher is shocked and not knowing quite what to say, decides to ignores Johnny and ask Susie "What she wants to be?"
Susie replies "I wanna be Johnny's bitch!"