kev2471
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A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.
''What on earth,'' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, ''is that?''
He replied, ''That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.''
''Well, then,'' snapped the little old lady, ''Why isn't it?''
Bellboy
There was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. He went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The priest gave him the job.
One Sunday, the boy ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed, so he fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."
''What on earth,'' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, ''is that?''
He replied, ''That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.''
''Well, then,'' snapped the little old lady, ''Why isn't it?''
Bellboy
There was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. He went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The priest gave him the job.
One Sunday, the boy ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed, so he fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? I don't know him, but his face rings a bell."
