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What's the difference between the PG Tips monkeys and the Newcastle United team?
Some people can vaguely remember the PG Tips monkeys holding a cup.


During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
I asked why so long a password. "Because," she explained, "the policy states that it had to be at least 8 characters long."

Why do brides wear white?
Well, don't all kitchen appliances come in white?


Two vomits were walking down the street when all of a sudden one started to cry.
“What's up with you?” asks the other vomit.
“Oh I always get emotional when I get to this place...this is where I was brought up.”
 
this is for real:

just had a msg. on my phone from a woman said her name was MOIRA MAINES

asked me to phone her back at xxxxxxxxxx to give me an order for products we sell.
the fooking place was a Funeral undertakers
 
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