Any Doctors on here?

Not a dr mate but student nurse, do St John ambulance stuff and used to be medic with forces :)

Might be able to help a little.. although do get anything double checked ! :)
 
Yes im a Doctor. Whats the problem?











I must be a Doctor.... it says "Dr" on my bank statement.
 
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I'm a qualified gynecologist mate, if you want someone to check your flower, I'm your man, no job too big or too small. :proud:


:Cheers:
 
i went to the surgery the other day.
I said to receptionist " I want to see the doctor" she asked whats the problem.
I told her i had something wrong with my willy.
She said you cant say that in the middle of reception people will hear you.
You could just say you have a problem with your ear or something.
Ok i said i have something wrong with my ear.
She said thats better whats up with it.





I told her it hurts like fook when im having a piss.:banana:

Ok i will get my coat now.
 
i went to the surgery the other day.
I said to receptionist " I want to see the doctor" she asked whats the problem.
I told her i had something wrong with my willy.
She said you cant say that in the middle of reception people will hear you.
You could just say you have a problem with your ear or something.
Ok i said i have something wrong with my ear.
She said thats better whats up with it.





I told her it hurts like fook when im having a piss.:banana:

Ok i will get my coat now.

pmsl nice one
 
been to gp wanted 2nd opinion as it takes feckin ages to get back in to see them again!
if it itches scratch it
but could be an std
if u think its a cold and it doesnt sneeze it isnt a cold
 
See you will all feel bad if I die or somat!! see nothing serious can be said.

Guess there aint any doc's on here :)
 
See you will all feel bad if I die or somat!! see nothing serious can be said.

Guess there aint any doc's on here :)
ok then we may not be doctors but lots of us have had similar thing happen to us if u dont feel embarased tell us what the problem is we may be able to help
 
i went to the surgery the other day.
I said to receptionist " I want to see the doctor" she asked whats the problem.
I told her i had something wrong with my willy.
She said you cant say that in the middle of reception people will hear you.
You could just say you have a problem with your ear or something.
Ok i said i have something wrong with my ear.
She said thats better whats up with it.





I told her it hurts like fook when im having a piss.:banana:

Ok i will get my coat now.

Brilliant lmao
 
ok then we may not be doctors but lots of us have had similar thing happen to us if u dont feel embarased tell us what the problem is we may be able to help

Ok symptoms are

I feel like I need to go pee even right after going,
No burning etc
Had a urine test = negative
had antibiotics for a chest infection which doc said if it was an infection it would also help this!

Its annoying more than any thing, tbh today has not been to bad.
 
Ok symptoms are

I feel like I need to go pee even right after going,
No burning etc
Had a urine test = negative
had antibiotics for a chest infection which doc said if it was an infection it would also help this!

Its annoying more than any thing, tbh today has not been to bad.


any diabetes problems or prostate problems in family mate ?
 
Ok symptoms are

I feel like I need to go pee even right after going,
No burning etc
Had a urine test = negative
had antibiotics for a chest infection which doc said if it was an infection it would also help this!

Its annoying more than any thing, tbh today has not been to bad.

Years ago i had something like this and after peeing i wanted to go again and was just a dribble,no joking please of football jokes.
Gave them a urine specimen was full of bits of gristle they just said it was a kidney infection.
Cant remember what i had or what they gave me but was annoying specially at night.
Hope your sorted soon mate.

Andy.
 
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