A blonde was having a REALLY tough time with a puzzle. She called her boyfriend and asked him to come over and help her out. He asked what the puzzle was and she told him "A tiger." So a few minutes later he shows up, takes a look at the coffee table and tells her, "I want you to do two things: first, sit down and have a cup of coffee and just relax, second, put ALL the Frosted Flakes BACK IN the box!!!"