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Seedy_r0m
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OK good people, I was fed-up & a bit dejected seeing as Mu & Sandra hadn't came across with the goods, so I decided to let my Financial Advisor (Ewan Huzarmy) loose on them with a semi-threatening mail.
I created another Yahoo account for the purpose, one which sounded a bit more official.
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Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention that a client of mine is involved in an investment opportunity emanating from an unfortunate incident regarding a Miss Sandra Mendes's late Father.
I support his intention to invest the sum of 13,500,000 in the United Kingdom.
As you will realise, this is a vast sum of money, therefore, I have insisted that he arrange a password which can be used by all parties concerned.
The password chosen was to be Mr. Jack Hackett's company motto.
This being GIRFUY YA BAWBAG.
This was to be used on a large & clearly written sign held up my the aforementioned Miss Mendes.
I have demanded from Mr. Hackett, that before any of the money is sent for the release of the documents, the photograph mentioned above is sent to Mr. Hackett's mailbox.
Since this has not happened, and no more communication from Miss. Mendes has been received, I can only assume that you do not wish to proceed with the transaction.
If this photographic proof (with Miss Mendes holding the password sign) is NOT recieved within the next few hours, I can only assume you do NOT wish for my client to indulge in this business venture.
I await you further instructions.
Ewan Huzarmy BA. BSC.
Financial Advisor,
Oversees Investments Inc.
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Big Mu fires off another email
FROM THE DESK OF MUHAMMED'S
CHAMBERS DAKAR SENEGAL.
TEL/FAX:+221 826 ****.
DIRECT LINE +221 641 ****.
Attn Ewan Huzarmy,
Thanks for your mail all the contents we were noted i
am happy to note that.
This email was sent to Mr. Jack Hackett's,today and
the copy comes to me as well with photographic proof
please have a look.
If there is another way to send it please tell me so i
will incident her to do that as soon as possible,i
stand here as a witness and not more.
Please if you can send your mobile phone number it
will better so i can call you then you will explain
for me on phone as well or you can call me on my
direct line please.
Hoping to hear from you.
Muhammed Ali.
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My heart is now bleeding purple p**h for her...she only has a "litter" money, dayamn...here was me thinking she was holding a share of that fortune...spose that explains the plug of a car
Dearest Hackett,
Sir,
Good Morning to you,i don't know the way you wanted me
to send the photograph again.
Please if you don't want to help us in this
transaction explain so i will know what to do because
i am a litter confuse about this situation now.
I have spend the litter money i have to snap all the
pictures i sent to you,my mother is worry because she
want to leave the camp if you can't help us tell me so
i will explain to her.
When i explained to my mother she said that you are
the right person to help us as an old woman many be
she see it on her dream.
As you know that we have promise to give 20% out of
the total money,you help cannot be invent.
Then you should think twice.
Please can you clack on my new picture you will see
the company motto you are talking about together with
the name of the security company were my father
deposited the Trunk box,please fine the attachment
very well you will see it.
If you want it by post then you will send small money
for me then i will send it for you.
I send my picture once again for you and i send it to
my Lawyer as well,when my Lawyer receive it then it
will come to your emailbox as well.
Best Regards,
Sandra.
Please don't feel sorry for these people, they are thiefs & criminals, and are happy to rob decent folk of any cash they can get their hands on.
If I have wasted their time, and stopped them from conning anyone else, I consider it time well spent..besides, I've had a bloody bal doing it
Now...without further ado, may I present to you, the delightful Sandra holding the "Prize"...still PSML here.
I've got another couple on the go, I'll update as & when.
Enjoy,
Stevie.
I created another Yahoo account for the purpose, one which sounded a bit more official.
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Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention that a client of mine is involved in an investment opportunity emanating from an unfortunate incident regarding a Miss Sandra Mendes's late Father.
I support his intention to invest the sum of 13,500,000 in the United Kingdom.
As you will realise, this is a vast sum of money, therefore, I have insisted that he arrange a password which can be used by all parties concerned.
The password chosen was to be Mr. Jack Hackett's company motto.
This being GIRFUY YA BAWBAG.
This was to be used on a large & clearly written sign held up my the aforementioned Miss Mendes.
I have demanded from Mr. Hackett, that before any of the money is sent for the release of the documents, the photograph mentioned above is sent to Mr. Hackett's mailbox.
Since this has not happened, and no more communication from Miss. Mendes has been received, I can only assume that you do not wish to proceed with the transaction.
If this photographic proof (with Miss Mendes holding the password sign) is NOT recieved within the next few hours, I can only assume you do NOT wish for my client to indulge in this business venture.
I await you further instructions.
Ewan Huzarmy BA. BSC.
Financial Advisor,
Oversees Investments Inc.
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Big Mu fires off another email
FROM THE DESK OF MUHAMMED'S
CHAMBERS DAKAR SENEGAL.
TEL/FAX:+221 826 ****.
DIRECT LINE +221 641 ****.
Attn Ewan Huzarmy,
Thanks for your mail all the contents we were noted i
am happy to note that.
This email was sent to Mr. Jack Hackett's,today and
the copy comes to me as well with photographic proof
please have a look.
If there is another way to send it please tell me so i
will incident her to do that as soon as possible,i
stand here as a witness and not more.
Please if you can send your mobile phone number it
will better so i can call you then you will explain
for me on phone as well or you can call me on my
direct line please.
Hoping to hear from you.
Muhammed Ali.
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My heart is now bleeding purple p**h for her...she only has a "litter" money, dayamn...here was me thinking she was holding a share of that fortune...spose that explains the plug of a car
Dearest Hackett,
Sir,
Good Morning to you,i don't know the way you wanted me
to send the photograph again.
Please if you don't want to help us in this
transaction explain so i will know what to do because
i am a litter confuse about this situation now.
I have spend the litter money i have to snap all the
pictures i sent to you,my mother is worry because she
want to leave the camp if you can't help us tell me so
i will explain to her.
When i explained to my mother she said that you are
the right person to help us as an old woman many be
she see it on her dream.
As you know that we have promise to give 20% out of
the total money,you help cannot be invent.
Then you should think twice.
Please can you clack on my new picture you will see
the company motto you are talking about together with
the name of the security company were my father
deposited the Trunk box,please fine the attachment
very well you will see it.
If you want it by post then you will send small money
for me then i will send it for you.
I send my picture once again for you and i send it to
my Lawyer as well,when my Lawyer receive it then it
will come to your emailbox as well.
Best Regards,
Sandra.
Please don't feel sorry for these people, they are thiefs & criminals, and are happy to rob decent folk of any cash they can get their hands on.
If I have wasted their time, and stopped them from conning anyone else, I consider it time well spent..besides, I've had a bloody bal doing it
Now...without further ado, may I present to you, the delightful Sandra holding the "Prize"...still PSML here.
I've got another couple on the go, I'll update as & when.
Enjoy,
Stevie.
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Oh, BTW...thanks to the W-O-D guys for letting me tell my tale.
Cheers,
Stevie.
Cheers,
Stevie.
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excellent m8...............
top dogs b*ll*ck's,
keep us up-dated with the other's...................................
top dogs b*ll*ck's,
keep us up-dated with the other's...................................
Biggav
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Brilliant mate
best laugh ive had in a while.
keep up the baiting
best laugh ive had in a while.
keep up the baiting
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Good luck m8.
If your stuck, gimme a shout, I've got another in reserve
Cheers,
Stevie.
If your stuck, gimme a shout, I've got another in reserve
Cheers,
Stevie.
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I've just received another letter from Sandra, I was going to leave it, but was tempted to see how far they will go to get my money from me.
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Dearest Fr.J.Hackett,
Sir,
Thanks once again,please as i can't hear from you
again shuold i look for another person?who can help to
invest the money.
Regards,
Sandra.
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My reply...they had originally asked for 1258 Euros, but I thought I'd drop in a decimal point to see what the reaction would be.
I might play on the African business trip a tad...I don't hold out much hope for the future of this one..but here goes anyway.
Hello Sandra,
My apologies for not replying earlier, but I had an important business meeting in Amsterdam. I have only just arrived home.
Yes, your photo did arrive, you are very beautiful, My partner is now very happy with all aspects of the deal, and will send the 12.58 Euros for the documents to be released.
It may be best if we sent the money by post, rather than Western Union seeing as it is only for a small amount.
Would you prefer the 12.58 euros, or would it be better if we sent the equivalent in US dollars (this would be $16). Alternatively, I have a valuable collection of gimp masks & luncheon vouchers which would raise a large sum of money if sold at auction (especially combined with the original snapshots of the politician in question), Please advise.
I had better go to bed now, as I have spent a lot of time in Amsterdam with the ladies (sometimes 3 at a time), this is not possible in my country due to the restrictions in the agricultural/livestock laws.
I may have a business meeting soon in your country, could you advise any nice hotel to stay, I would love to meat you sometime. do you have a sister, or a friend who would like to join us when I come to your country, I have an extensive collection of accoutrements which we could utilize which would facilitate any carnal knowledge encounters we are likely to have, particularly ointments & lubrication devices which require the expertise of a mastic asphalt spreader to activate. Please let me know if this interests you.
Also, as I may be travelling to your country, I was thinking of buying a gift for you, is there anything you would like as a gift? I feel I know you very well, and nothing would please me more than to give you one.
Thank you for your patience & cooperation.
Your loving friend,
Jack.
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Dearest Fr.J.Hackett,
Sir,
Thanks once again,please as i can't hear from you
again shuold i look for another person?who can help to
invest the money.
Regards,
Sandra.
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My reply...they had originally asked for 1258 Euros, but I thought I'd drop in a decimal point to see what the reaction would be.
I might play on the African business trip a tad...I don't hold out much hope for the future of this one..but here goes anyway.
Hello Sandra,
My apologies for not replying earlier, but I had an important business meeting in Amsterdam. I have only just arrived home.
Yes, your photo did arrive, you are very beautiful, My partner is now very happy with all aspects of the deal, and will send the 12.58 Euros for the documents to be released.
It may be best if we sent the money by post, rather than Western Union seeing as it is only for a small amount.
Would you prefer the 12.58 euros, or would it be better if we sent the equivalent in US dollars (this would be $16). Alternatively, I have a valuable collection of gimp masks & luncheon vouchers which would raise a large sum of money if sold at auction (especially combined with the original snapshots of the politician in question), Please advise.
I had better go to bed now, as I have spent a lot of time in Amsterdam with the ladies (sometimes 3 at a time), this is not possible in my country due to the restrictions in the agricultural/livestock laws.
I may have a business meeting soon in your country, could you advise any nice hotel to stay, I would love to meat you sometime. do you have a sister, or a friend who would like to join us when I come to your country, I have an extensive collection of accoutrements which we could utilize which would facilitate any carnal knowledge encounters we are likely to have, particularly ointments & lubrication devices which require the expertise of a mastic asphalt spreader to activate. Please let me know if this interests you.
Also, as I may be travelling to your country, I was thinking of buying a gift for you, is there anything you would like as a gift? I feel I know you very well, and nothing would please me more than to give you one.
Thank you for your patience & cooperation.
Your loving friend,
Jack.
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nice one m8...............
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Final update....
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Dearest Fr.J.Hackett,
Sir,
I received your mail with good heart,thanks for that
and i thanks God who gave you successfully join.
As you know that the money is not coming to me rather
to the Lawyer,he told me that he has gave you
information how you will put the money please send it
as he told you.I will advice you to send the money by
wester union or money gram it will be more faster and
easy way because if you put the money now before 1
hour he will collect the money,then the documents will
be preppier immediately.Regard your question,my
brother is not here now but when your coming try to
inform me time so i will agree hotel for you so we can
stat together in they hotel.I am here with my mother
now but which time do think that you will come?.You
can call the Lawyer as soon as you read this mail,so
he will give you more information.
Your loving friend
Sandra.
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Dearest Fr.J.Hackett,
Sir,
I received your mail with good heart,thanks for that
and i thanks God who gave you successfully join.
As you know that the money is not coming to me rather
to the Lawyer,he told me that he has gave you
information how you will put the money please send it
as he told you.I will advice you to send the money by
wester union or money gram it will be more faster and
easy way because if you put the money now before 1
hour he will collect the money,then the documents will
be preppier immediately.Regard your question,my
brother is not here now but when your coming try to
inform me time so i will agree hotel for you so we can
stat together in they hotel.I am here with my mother
now but which time do think that you will come?.You
can call the Lawyer as soon as you read this mail,so
he will give you more information.
Your loving friend
Sandra.
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Dear Sandra,
You have finally realised that I am not going to help
you, the reason I am not going to help you, is that
you are a dumb MUGU.
Do you really think that I would send you, or your
theiving criminal friends money which I have worked
hard for.
May I suggest that you get off your aids ridden arse &
find a real job, instead of trying to con money from
everyone else.
You are a plague, your kind should be wiped out.
You are nothing but scum, & I wish a curse on you.
Hugs & Kisses,
Fr. Jack Hacket.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
p.s.
Thanks for the photograph, we all had a good laugh.
Lovely outfit, how many pairs of curtains did that take
to make?
You have finally realised that I am not going to help
you, the reason I am not going to help you, is that
you are a dumb MUGU.
Do you really think that I would send you, or your
theiving criminal friends money which I have worked
hard for.
May I suggest that you get off your aids ridden arse &
find a real job, instead of trying to con money from
everyone else.
You are a plague, your kind should be wiped out.
You are nothing but scum, & I wish a curse on you.
Hugs & Kisses,
Fr. Jack Hacket.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
p.s.
Thanks for the photograph, we all had a good laugh.
Lovely outfit, how many pairs of curtains did that take
to make?
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What follows is a VERY nasty couple of photographs, which I will NOT show here.
Basically it shows some poor unfortunate with his limbs blown off...not very nice at all.
Anyway...her reply.
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sinc you make me to use the money that i will you use
to feed my mother i use it for you and you have been
diciviny me this is the man that will have been touk
about this onna of the money that will have been tuck
about in fill weeks to come that is how your life will
look like i place the cous of my father on you as i
write this mail of tearss so taht ishow your failmly
will she tearss
Basically it shows some poor unfortunate with his limbs blown off...not very nice at all.
Anyway...her reply.
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sinc you make me to use the money that i will you use
to feed my mother i use it for you and you have been
diciviny me this is the man that will have been touk
about this onna of the money that will have been tuck
about in fill weeks to come that is how your life will
look like i place the cous of my father on you as i
write this mail of tearss so taht ishow your failmly
will she tearss
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The heading of the next mail is:
"A CURSE ON YOUR DIRTY MUGU ASS & YOUR FAMILY"
in which I wrote:
ROT IN HELL, I PUT A CURSE ON YOU & YOUR FAMILY.
Love & Kisses,
Your boyfriend,
Jack.
p.s.
Are we still on for a wild night of sex when I come over?
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As of yet, I haven't received a reply, but I'm not expecting any...this chapter is well & truly closed.
Thanks for listening, if anyone wants a couple of "Pets", I have a couple up for grabs. I can fwd them on if you want a bit of fun.
Take care good people.
Cheers,
Stevie.
"A CURSE ON YOUR DIRTY MUGU ASS & YOUR FAMILY"
in which I wrote:
ROT IN HELL, I PUT A CURSE ON YOU & YOUR FAMILY.
Love & Kisses,
Your boyfriend,
Jack.
p.s.
Are we still on for a wild night of sex when I come over?
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As of yet, I haven't received a reply, but I'm not expecting any...this chapter is well & truly closed.
Thanks for listening, if anyone wants a couple of "Pets", I have a couple up for grabs. I can fwd them on if you want a bit of fun.
Take care good people.
Cheers,
Stevie.
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very good man, very funny. Great read from start till end
