Good luck guys,
In the meantime, I've got another couple on the go, the one below seems to be promising...I've asked him for a photo of a couple of topless women holding a sign which says "WORLD OF DIGITAL - You know it makes sense"
How f'n good would that be if it happens
Anyway, enjoy my second attempt:
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FROM THE DESK OF PROFESSOR.CHARLES.C.SOLUDO
THE EXECUTIVE GOVERNOR OF CENTRAL BANK (CBN)
HEAD OFFICE ABUJA NIGERIA
GARIKI FACE 2.
F.C.T ABUJA.
DIRECT PHONE LINE: +234-1-435****.
E-MAIL:**********@yahoo.com
ATTENTION:VALUD CONTRACTOR.
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT
PAYMENT.CONTRACT:MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
We apologies, for the delay of your payment and all
the inconveniences
and inflict that we might have indulge you through.
However, we were
having some minor problems with our payment system,
which is inexplicable, and have held us stranded and
indolent, not having the aspiration to devote our 100%
assiduity in accrediting foreign contract payments. We
apologies once again.
From the records of outstanding contractors due for
payment with the
federal government of Nigeria, your name and company
was discovered as
next on the list of the outstanding contractors who
have not yet received their payments.
I wish to inform you now that the square peg is now in
square whole and
can be voguish for that your payment is being
processed and will be
released to you as soon as you respond to this letter.
Also note that from my record in my file your
outstanding contract payment is us $65,700,000.00
(sixty-five million seven hundred thousand United
States dollars).
Kindly re-confirm to me the followings:
1) your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Company name, position and address.
4) Profession, age and marital status.
5) Working I’d/Int'l passport.
As soon as this information is received, your payment
will be made to
you in a certified bank draft or wired to your
nominated bank account directly from Central Bank of
Nigeria.
you can also call me on my direct number
{+234-1-435****} as soon as
you receive this letter for further discussion, get
back to me on this
E-mail address: ***********@yahoo.com
Regards,
Professor. Charles c. Soludo
Executive Governor,
Central Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N)
Direct lines: +234-1-435****
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Standard letter........ same old crap.
I decided to throw in a town near Lagos which me & my business partner will be visiting. This is my opening gambit:
Dear Mr Soludo,
Thank you for your mail, I would be willing to
accept your offer as soon as I talk to my business
partner.
Luckily I am planning a business trip to a small
town called Ikarodu sometime next month, perhaps we
could meet to discuss business then?
Looking forward to your reply.
Kindest regards,
Jack Hackett.
--
Senior Partner.
Burke & Hare Removals.
A Subsiduary of Engulf & Devour Technologies
--Girfuy Ya Bawbag--
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Very fast reply, seems the visit to a neighbouring dust-hole has him shaking in his sandals:
Attn:Jack Hackett.
Thanks for your urgent response to my email but I want you to understand that before we can proceed with this transaction I will like you to reconfirm your full information to me immediately.
Moreover I will adivce you to stay back there in your country untill are through with this transaction because I belive that by then your payment must have been made to you into your bank account.
Also I want you to contact me on phone 234-435*-*** for more discussion about this business at hand.
Have a nice day and I hope to get your full informations shortly.
Regards,
prof charles.c.soludo.
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I decide to contact him, but sadly I couldn't get through to him on the phone due to the fact that I didn't try
Dear Charles,
I called your phone number, but did not receive an
answer.
I was hoping to visit your country soon to conclude
a business deal, and also (hopefully) to meet some
women, I do have a passion for dark skinned beautiful
women.
When I come over, would it be possible for you
arrange for me to meet a couple of beautiful women for
company?
I cannot meet any women over here due to my
religion, so I travel a lot in order for me to empty
my load (so to speak). This would be very good of you
to do so.
I feel I have to ask up front, so that we both
understand each other, I am in a position of trust
within my company, and I am looking for an outlet to
invest.
Please let me know your thoughts on the matter.
Kindest Regards,
Fr. Jack Hackett.
--
Senior Partner.
Burke & Hare Removals.
A Subsiduary of Engulf & Devour Technologies
--Girfuy Ya Bawbag--
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Whoopee, he can line up the ladies for me & my business partner.
Attn:Jack Hackett.
How are you today? I hope that you are in a goodstate of health and if so thanks be to God for keeping you alive.
Well I want you to understand that we have a deal togather but I want you to know that before we can proceed I want you to forward your full informations to me immediately.
Moreover about the black ladies I belive I can help you on that when you come down to my country that is when we are through with our transaction.
Also please try and contact me on phone again so that we can talk more about this transaction at +234-1-435*-***
Have a nice day and I hope to get your response shortly.
Regards,
prof charles.c.soludo.
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He's very insistant about the phone call, might just do it from work tomorrow.
I've decided to move in for the kill with the photo request straight off the bat...ya don't ask...ya don't get.
Dearest Charles,
Glory be to our lord & master for this wonderful
day, I trust you are well sir. I am hanging a bit to
the left today, but this in itself is wonderful.
I will be delighted to send my informations to you
kind sir. I have left my phone at the office, so
cannot get in touch with you tonight, will tomorrow be
ok to talk? I will look forward to it with great
excitement.
My business partner is very excited about our deal,
and cannot wait until we can start the proceedings.
He did however express a bit of concern about the
women we will meet, and asked if you could please send
a photograph with the women holding a sign to prove
that it is genuine.
He said that it is very easy to send false
photographs (he sadly is not as trusting as me).
Could you please send a photograph of the beautiful
women with no clothes on top (THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT),
holding a large sign which says:
WORLD OF DIGITAL - YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE.
This will be the password we will use, so that we know
that everything is 100% trusting between us.
If you could do this photgraph as soon as possible, I
believe my partner will be 100% trusting.
The photograph has to be very clear, and the women
have to be topless.
The Details you require are:
1 Fr. Jack Hackett.
2 Phone 077 4284 **** / FAX 0871 661 ****
3 Burke & Hard Removals, Managing Director
4 Manager, 41, Single
5 Yes, I have an international passport.
Charles, it is very important that the photograph of
the women holding the sign is sent as soon as
possible, then we can start with the main deal.
Kindest regards,
Your very good friend,
Jack Hackett.
--
Senior Partner.
Burke & Hare Removals.
A Subsiduary of Engulf & Devour Technologies
--Girfuy Ya Bawbag--
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That's the story so far folks, will update when I receive more info.
Cheers,
Stevie.
