3 Wishes

[jawbreaker]

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the
sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach
the
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will
nearly
exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me
to
justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of
something that would honour and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish
that I could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside,
what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong,' and how I can
make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

 

[Highlander]

lol, like it m8, and it's true, women should come with a book or instructions, so you can read up on them first, and also should have a trial period.

 

[JIMMYQ]

i like the bit about the trial period

 

[ultemecia]

jimmyq what are you on about m8 good joke m8 v good

 

[Scunner]

Did you hear about the bloke who finally figured-out women? He died laughing before he could tell anyone! :Cheers:

 

[leggoman]

lol very good

 

[Exclusive]

lol, funny