Tonight I'm going to be on the Shandies.

[dogtoffee]

lol, as though you didn't too.

Think we all did. lol

 

[witchy]

To help relax me this evening I am listening to 'Bread'.

Wife isn't home, kids are out with her, just me and my shandy, utter bliss

I've just listened to a Mothers Pride, next I'll have a listen to a Warburtons.

 

[hoppy]

To help relax me this evening I am listening to 'Bread'.

Wife isn't home, kids are out with her, just me and my shandy, utter bliss

I've just listened to a Mothers Pride, next I'll have a listen to a Warburtons.

Looks like he's overdone it with the shandy.
I tried to top ma lager up with lemonade but found topping it up with merrydown was the way forward, that will put some hair on yer arse.

 

[witchy]

Looks like he's overdone it with the shandy.
I tried to top ma lager up with lemonade but found topping it up with merrydown was the way forward, that will put some hair on yer arse.

Yer, DIY Snakebites, love those

Defeats the purpose of my mission though, dunnit?, lol

 

[dogtoffee]

Looks like he's overdone it with the shandy.
I tried to top ma lager up with lemonade but found topping it up with merrydown was the way forward, that will put some hair on yer arse.

I have recently discovered Stella. (which I'm loving) I'll have to try Merrydown is it anything like Magners ?

 

[witchy]

I have recently discovered Stella. (which I'm loving) I'll have to try Merrydown is it anything like Magners ?

Nope. It's made by Shloer who make those fruity soft drinks.

It's not quite as bad as White Lightening etc, but it's definitely not in the league of Magners etc.

It's cheap, cheerful and gets you drunk.

 

[Dazza]

I do recall knocking a few out while gawping at Ms Behr

Ryan Giggs had her in the centre circle, allegedly...

Lucky welsh twat.

 

[hoppy]

I have recently discovered Stella. (which I'm loving) I'll have to try Merrydown is it anything like Magners ?

roud:roud:
As the man said its not in the same league as Magners but it is worth a go Keith.
You better tell the missus to wear he sparring headgear as a precaution.

 

[witchy]

You better tell the missus to wear he sparring headgear as a precaution.

LMAO, oh you are naughty!

 

[Rodbouy]

You are all a bad influence!

The Mrs has banned me from drinking through the week, apparently I get pissed and talk sh1t on here.

Mate I feared for you one night one min you were talkn complete nonsense then you were gone, I could only imagine that you had passed out on the floor

+ we all felt for your mother in law, that poor woman

To help relax me this evening I am listening to 'Bread'.

Wife isn't home, kids are out with her, just me and my shandy, utter bliss

I've just listened to a Mothers Pride, next I'll have a listen to a Warburtons.

I have a warehouse full of that mate, if you would like to listen to some different flavours, your more than welcome to pop over and fill yer boots

 

[witchy]

I have a warehouse full of that mate, if you would like to listen to some different flavours,

Hmm, and *I'm* the one that's nuts!

 

[Rodbouy]

Hmm, and *I'm* the one that's nuts!

Nuts well, yes it seems that the abuse I gave my self over the years has had a detrimental effect on me apparently, but It may not be that apparent to others.

On the subject of Nuts, we have various nutty brands here for you selection. Now beware tho, the morning after especially with a heavy drinking session, it can be a bit sore on exit due to the nuts jaggy design.

 

[witchy]

LMFAO!

Will someone ban this guy?!!!!!

 

[Rodbouy]

LMFAO!

Will someone ban this guy?!!!!!

And why would you ban me

 

[dogtoffee]

Mate I feared for you one night one min you were talkn complete nonsense then you were gone, I could only imagine that you had passed out on the floor

+ we all felt for your mother in law, that poor woman



I have a warehouse full of that mate, if you would like to listen to some different flavours, your more than welcome to pop over and fill yer boots

That would be about right m8.roud:

 

[Munkey]

The answer is to promote yourself to drinking neat spirits and start smoking some ganja in between glasses.

We'll make a gentleman of you yet.

 

[witchy]

And why would you ban me

For your kinky bread antics!

:Cheers:

@ munkey, tried that mate but I end updrinking the spirits straight from the bottle and I start talking in Hexidecimal.

 

[Rodbouy]

For your kinky bread antics!

:Cheers:

Just picture the scene mate, me dressed like this guy

with bright red lipstick holding a

Nutty For you pleasure !!!!!!!

 

[snapman]

Hovis....... mmmmmmmmmm : spank : Naughty............ Eh-hem... what's this bread thing all about!!!! :Laugh:

 

[dogtoffee]