Tonight I'm going to be on the Shandies.

[witchy]

Quite literally.

I'm looking for ways to curb my alcohol intake, so instead of drinking standard pints of larger I'm going to be mixing it 50/50 with Schweppes Diet Lemonade

By my reckoning, I should consume less units of alcohol yet drink for longer and hopefully still have some cans left over instead of drinking them all and waking up tomorrow feeling like shit.
:Cheers:

 

[Explosivo]

yeah but you'll be pissing even more trying to get drunk :STIG:

just drink half pints at a time, **** the lemonade lol

 

[K]

I read the thread title from the forumhome and i thought you was going to say

Tonight im going to be on cryton factor

or something daft like that :S lol

And isnt this thread for something like facebook... :S

 

[digidude]

and hopefully still have some cans left over instead of drinking them all and waking up tomorrow feeling like shit.

then logging in, reading what someone had typed while you was out cold, and thinking 'oh crap, not again'

lol

:Cheers:

 

[witchy]

then logging in, reading what someone had typed while you was out cold, and thinking 'oh crap, not again'

Glad I'm not the only one

 

[mozr]

So tonight raving lunatic diatribes will be watered down with acidic bubbly piss?

Great!

50/50 though? Are you some sort of woman? Do you use a spritzer glass?

If I use lemonade I use a full bottle of lager, top it up with a splash, then punch myself in the face for being so weak.

 

[witchy]

So tonight raving lunatic diatribes will be watered down with acidic bubbly piss?

Great!

50/50 though? Are you some sort of woman? Do you use a spritzer glass?

If I use lemonade I use a full bottle of lager, top it up with a splash, then punch myself in the face for being so weak.

Look.

I'm experimenting, I'm not an expert on Shandy like you.

Leave me alone.

Tonight, you will be the one starting fights with nurses and I'll hold my head high, fart in your general direction and run to the bog for another piss as I shake my head and mutter under my breath 'blimmin Drunks.

BTW, I didn't get Schweppes, wife said ASDA were sold out so I've got ASDA's own brand.

Atleast it's not that rank nasty Smart Price stuff.

 

[baron]

no, no, tonight mathew I am going to be oliver reed

bbc 1, 13/10/09, 2100 hrs, watch it :Cheers:

 

[witchy]

Remember Ollie Reed on Parkinson or was it Wogan?

Great Television.

Just finished my 1st pint, it was jolly nice to be honest, a little on the sweet side but tastey.

 

[snapman]

Quite literally.

I'm looking for ways to curb my alcohol intake, so instead of drinking standard pints of larger I'm going to be mixing it 50/50 with Schweppes Diet Lemonade

By my reckoning, I should consume less units of alcohol yet drink for longer and hopefully still have some cans left over instead of drinking them all and waking up tomorrow feeling like shit.
:Cheers:

Nah..... drink beer, get p1ssed, feel like sh1t, go to work, come home, drink beer, get p1ssed, feel like sh1t........ :banana::Cheers:

 

[witchy]

Nah..... drink beer, get p1ssed, feel like sh1t, go to work, come home, drink beer, get p1ssed, feel like sh1t........

You Sir, are a bad influence!

But I like the cut o'yer jib young fella me lad!

 

[dogtoffee]

Remember Ollie Reed on Parkinson or was it Wogan?

Great Television.
.

I remember him on the word, Now that was classic TV. He was like me on a good nightroud:

 

[witchy]

I remember him on the word, Now that was classic TV. He was like me on a good nightroud:

Every episode of the 'Word' was classic train wreck Television.

Terry christian and was it Danny Behr (?) fumbling their way through a late night Friday chatshow with a pissed up audience and even more pissed guests

 

[dogtoffee]

You Sir, are a bad influence!

But I like the cut o'yer jib young fella me lad!

You are all a bad influence!

The Mrs has banned me from drinking through the week, apparently I get pissed and talk sh1t on here.

 

[snapman]

You Sir, are a bad influence!

But I like the cut o'yer jib young fella me lad!

Yip!! Cheers!!!!!! :Cheers: :Laugh:

 

[dogtoffee]

It was Danny Behr. I do recall being pissed watching it.lol :Cheers:

 

[witchy]

You are all a bad influence!

The Mrs has banned me from drinking through the week, apparently I get pissed and talk sh1t on here.

Same here, lol.

That's why I'm experimenting with booze and soft drinks.

Shandy is a soft-drink is it not?

So, if I appear to be drinking soft drinks and I stop talking as much shite and starting fights with strangers then she might stop moaning.

 

[witchy]

It was Danny Behr. I do recall being pissed watching it.lol :Cheers:

I do recall knocking a few out while gawping at Ms Behr

 

[dogtoffee]

I do recall knocking a few out while gawping at Ms Behr

FFs. pmsl :roflmao:

 

[witchy]

FFs. pmsl :roflmao:

lol, as though you didn't too.