Alfiie (now 13) is not the baby's father.

[nara]

Teenager Alfie Patten was "extremely distressed" to discover he was not a father, it can now be reported.
The 13-year-old was thought to have made Chantelle Stedman, 15, pregnant but a paternity test proved this untrue.
Another boy, Tyler Barker, 15, who lives on the same estate as Chantelle in Eastbourne, is in fact the father of baby Maisie, according to reports.
Tyler told the Daily Mirror he lost his virginity to Chantelle during a one-night stand last May after spending the evening drinking at her home.
He said: "I did not use any contraception but Chantelle told me she would take the morning-after pill. I thought she would take care of it. Her mother knew I was going to sleep with Chantelle. The next morning she even asked 'Did you have a good night?' It was routine for boys to stay over with her in her bed."
If schoolboy Alfie had been the father he would have made Chantelle pregnant at the tender age of 12.
The story renewed calls for better sex education in England, which has the highest rate of teenage pregnancies in western Europe.
The test result can be revealed after East Sussex County Council failed in an attempt to ban reports of the case.


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[hoppy]

I dont even know where to start with that one.
A young girl passed me the other day on my way to the shops with a t shirt that said "slut and proud".
She was about 13 at best with a skirt just covering her arse.
I dont want to sound like an old fart but the young girls today wanna be grown up at 12/13.
What gets me is the names of them, Chantelle and Tyler, its like something out of a cheap American soap.
Its getting worse though, we have kids having kids.
Their idea of protection is shagging in a bus shelter..

 

[Rodbouy]

Society at its best !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[meanie]

its sad and sickening in my eyes

 

[Jooooles]

supprise supprise I knew that lasses family were just telling shite to the papers for money

her parents want shot and shes a little slappa.


feel sorry for that little lad what a shame

 

[HibbyDave]

Alfie is ecstatic that he's not the father says his publicist Max Clifford, he says Alfies a nice lad who just got a bit excited whilst playing doctors and nurses and in future will be wearing one of these

Alfie celebrated the news by treating his mum and dad and new girlfriend Chavtelle to a slap up meal then onto a Soho nightclub.

:Cheers:

 

[Nani121]

Pathetic that girl was she has been around the block quite literally did you see how many possibilities there were when this story was announced i knew then that wee Alfie is most likely not the father!

 

[Messa]

I dont even know where to start with that one.
A young girl passed me the other day on my way to the shops with a t shirt that said "slut and proud".
She was about 13 at best with a skirt just covering her arse.
QUOTE]

Dont suppose you got a picture ?

 

[hoppy]

I dont even know where to start with that one.
A young girl passed me the other day on my way to the shops with a t shirt that said "slut and proud".
She was about 13 at best with a skirt just covering her arse.
QUOTE]

Dont suppose you got a picture ?

Nahh a was too busy bumping into the lampost.lol

 

[IANB]

I dont even know where to start with that one.
A young girl passed me the other day on my way to the shops with a t shirt that said "slut and proud".
She was about 13 at best with a skirt just covering her arse.
QUOTE]

Dont suppose you got a picture ?

Pmsl (pervert) lol
Its chavtells mother that needs a good slap.

 

[davidh]

I dont even know where to start with that one.
A young girl passed me the other day on my way to the shops with a t shirt that said "slut and proud".
She was about 13 at best with a skirt just covering her arse.
I dont want to sound like an old fart but the young girls today wanna be grown up at 12/13.
What gets me is the names of them, Chantelle and Tyler, its like something out of a cheap American soap.
Its getting worse though, we have kids having kids.
Their idea of protection is shagging in a bus shelter..

not being funny but just think back to when u where around that age
if i had the chance to get my end away i would have had a bleeding good go
u all would now dont lie

 

[Seedy_r0m]

Alfie celebrated the news by treating his mum and dad and new girlfriend Chavtelle to a slap up meal then onto a Soho nightclub.

Sad really...they started fighting over the happy meal toy, and who got to build the Kinder Surprise surprise.

I heard that after a short spell on the naughty step, they were able to put their differences behind them.
--
Fuxake...at that age I thought a hard-on was for p1$$1ng over high walls.

 

[IANB]

No m8 a hard on at that age was like a heat seeking missile lol im with david on this one. lol

 

[HibbyDave]

Sad really...they started fighting over the happy meal toy, and who got to build the Kinder Surprise surprise.

I heard that after a short spell on the naughty step, they were able to put their differences behind them.
--
Fuxake...at that age I thought a hard-on was for p1$$1ng over high walls.

Lol at that age I was sooo naive I hadn't even heard of a hard on, those damn priests :BUMMER: told us nowt, but as soon as I hit 16 it was :SSEXY: all day long.

:Cheers:

 

[Munkey]

Just read the story and I am disgusted by it, the girls parents even asked him how he got on. Ghetto Britain is as twisted as redneck America.

 

[Seedy_r0m]

Just read the story and I am disgusted by it, the girls parents even asked him how he got on. Ghetto Britain is as twisted as redneck America.

Completely Off Topic (but related to the Redneck Reference)...

I've just watched 2 x Larry the Cable Guy DVD's, and one of the Bluecollar tour DVD's, absolutely brilliant comedy, they don't have to resort to foul language to get their laughs, recommended.

 

[v14]

not being funny but just think back to when u where around that age
if i had the chance to get my end away i would have had a bleeding good go
u all would now dont lie

that's right but how many times did a 15 yr old burds mother let you sleep in her daughters bed then ask you if you had a good time in the morning?

her mother must be a feckin screwball

 

[Munkey]

Completely Off Topic (but related to the Redneck Reference)...

I've just watched 2 x Larry the Cable Guy DVD's, and one of the Bluecollar tour DVD's, absolutely brilliant comedy, they don't have to resort to foul language to get their laughs, recommended.

Nice one seedy, I'll be sure to check it out.

 

[Messa]

The fact is we are on second generation scrote. They see their parents (mother & latest boyfriend) claiming everything allowed by the state, enjoying a nice Stella barbeque every night on their front toy strewn patch of grass and bemoaning everything that involves responsbility and conformity.

What fuckin chance do we stand.

Messa

 

[davidh]

quote by Teenager Alfie Patten "i must be the father i kissed her!"