rats party

from what i hear rats having a MALE only party right now!! of course the dirty fookers double d's have turned up with there blow up sheep and dual ended vibraters, so be warned if u get a phone call like ive just had all they want is ass!

poor john!

feck me they are here lol
honest to god dont underestimate these guys lol

Dutcho,Digidude and Pinkhelmets turned up about an hour ago and just gone to there cars to get a tent :err:

the tent is for you, they gonna trash your house lol

I can just imagine the party :roflmao:gordis

ill get a piccy of the tents in a mo
there out there putting them up now lol

Ive just come in to check the sausages

how about a live webcam feed lol

eeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr hope they are pork and not lamb sausages you dont want the d's to get too excited pmsl

Hold up as i said im up the road from him so why no pm?
Me and the missus whould have drove up as i said not long 20min or so
Next time warn me ill come too HEHEHE!!!!:banana:

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crackerchalk said:

Hold up as i said im up the road from him so why no pm?
Me and the missus whould have drove up as i said not long 20min or so
Next time warn me ill come too HEHEHE!!!!:banana:

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i think its all a bit exclusive lol

although i will sleep a little better tonight knowing they'll all be freezing in their tents while im nice and warm in bed lol.roud:

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I just hope it was cooking sausages he meant that he was checking on, and not the other type of sausage meat









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as i guessed the DD`s are midgets lol

Did you know they were coming? what does the wife think lol.

Well we did phone him to let him know, do you think we are animals or sommit

If he doesnt want to belive us then thats his fault

i bet its gonna be a right crack lliterally!!

is that digi there with the kids rat?

well Ive left them to go night nights now in there tents more proof they was here

It all went wrong when someone started blowing a lamb.....
Seems to be a strange cult I've got involved with!

Strange noises through the night, but when the lamb was spotted in the morning it explained some of the sounds from the tent!