Why does Santa have no kids?
Because he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney!
What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women?
Snowballs!
Jesus Christ went to the Inn Keeper, handed him a couple of nails and said "can you put me up for the night?"
NO? ok.
Because he only comes once a year and that's down the chimney!
What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women?
Snowballs!
Jesus Christ went to the Inn Keeper, handed him a couple of nails and said "can you put me up for the night?"
NO? ok.
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