Wiz
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READ THE JOKE FIRST AND THEN LOOK AT THE PICTURES
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Jonny
Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in Britain. The English need me, it
would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute
and jumps.
The second passenger, Graca Machel, says, "I am the wife of the former
President of South Africa. I am also the most dedicated woman in the
world." She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the
United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in
the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people
not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good
person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No
problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's
most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."
NOW........DON'T FORGET THE PICTURES :Jester:
Regards
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but
unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Jonny
Wilkinson, the best flyhalf in Britain. The English need me, it
would be unfair to them if I died". So he takes the first parachute
and jumps.
The second passenger, Graca Machel, says, "I am the wife of the former
President of South Africa. I am also the most dedicated woman in the
world." She takes one of the parachutes and jumps.
The third passenger, George W. Bush, says, " I am the President of the
United States of America. I have a huge responsibility in world
politics. And apart from that, I am the most intelligent President in
the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people
not to die." So he takes a parachute and jumps.
The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a ten
year old schoolboy, "I am already old. I have already lived my life, as a good
person and a priest I will give you the last parachute". The boy replies "No
problem your popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's
most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag..."
NOW........DON'T FORGET THE PICTURES :Jester:
Regards
