your fav all time joke.........
- Thread starter Thommo
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God its getting worse lol
All my favourite jokes would get me a ban on here
All my favourite jokes would get me a ban on here
m4rkone
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Paddy attends a job interview for a warehouse workers posistion.
Interviewer asks Paddy : Can you make tea ?
Paddy Replies : Yes no problem
Interviewer then asks Paddy : Can you drive a forklift truck ?
To which Paddy replies : Why how big is the F**king tea pot.
Bbum im here all week
Interviewer asks Paddy : Can you make tea ?
Paddy Replies : Yes no problem
Interviewer then asks Paddy : Can you drive a forklift truck ?
To which Paddy replies : Why how big is the F**king tea pot.
Bbum im here all week
chrispeters
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lol...dont call my sausage joke with some of the crap on this page pmsl !
i went to the doctors the other day
i said to doctor... can you give me summat for my liver
he said yeah he gave me a lb of onions
i said to doctor... can you give me summat for my liver
he said yeah he gave me a lb of onions
Worst joke by far!!!!
bod
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A seal walks into a club....
Wife goes to her husband and says “Can you give me money for a breast enhancement operation?" He says “Just get some toilet paper and rub it on them?" She says “Do you think that'll work?" He says “its done wonders for you arse".
Seamus was drinking all night at the pub. The bartender finally tells him
its closing time, so Seamus stands up to go and falls flat on his face. He
tries to stand up again but with the same result. So he thinks to himself
that he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober
him up a bit. Once outside, he stands up and again falls flat on his face.
So he thinks, 'Bugger this' and starts crawling home. When he gets to his
front door he tries once again to stand up, manages to open the door but
promptly falls straight back down on the floor. He crawls in and quietly
crawls up the stairs where he manages to pull himself upright by his bed.
He crawls in and falls asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He wakes up the next morning with his wife standing above him shouting at
him. 'So, you've been out getting pissed again, have you?' Thinking he
hadn't disturbed her coming in the previous night, he tries on an innocent
face and says 'What makes you say that, love?'
'Because the pub called. You've left your wheelchair there again!'
its closing time, so Seamus stands up to go and falls flat on his face. He
tries to stand up again but with the same result. So he thinks to himself
that he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober
him up a bit. Once outside, he stands up and again falls flat on his face.
So he thinks, 'Bugger this' and starts crawling home. When he gets to his
front door he tries once again to stand up, manages to open the door but
promptly falls straight back down on the floor. He crawls in and quietly
crawls up the stairs where he manages to pull himself upright by his bed.
He crawls in and falls asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow.
He wakes up the next morning with his wife standing above him shouting at
him. 'So, you've been out getting pissed again, have you?' Thinking he
hadn't disturbed her coming in the previous night, he tries on an innocent
face and says 'What makes you say that, love?'
'Because the pub called. You've left your wheelchair there again!'
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