Wife Jokes (Adult)

[trev0r]

Every time I go on holiday the wife gets pregnant.

I am considering taking her with me next time!

 

[trev0r]

I came home pissed one night and the wife asked for oral sex.

I said ok so she dropped her kecks and laid down on the floor with here legs spread.

I was licking away and had to keep moistering my lips and said you are a bit dry tonight love.

She said 'youre licking the carpet'

 

[Paul-K]

That first one m8 had my pmsl i know it's old but it's still funny as hell and maybe the beer had something to do with it but im still laughing

 

[Bronto]

lol @ the first one

@ trev0r ... Just a quick reminder m8 when posting jokes with swearing or of a sexual nature please add the (Adult) to your post title so people know it as that kind content, that way they don't have to read it if they are easily offended ... I've added it to the title for you this time

keep em coming !