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A Somalian arrives in Birmingham as a new immigrant to the UK
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. Englishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!' The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Pakistani.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.

Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!'



The Person says, 'I not British, I am Polish.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful things in England!' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from India, I am not British!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you British?' She says, No, I am from Africa!'



Puzzled, he asks her, ‘Where are all the British people?'

The African lady checks her watch and says...



'Probably at work!!!!!!


IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS, TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE
 

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hhehe yeah is a good one. kinda tru too xx sort of well not really um think i'll quit now .... bye xx
 

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:roflmao: Puzzled, he asks her, ‘Where are all the British people?'

'Probably at work!!!!!! haha very funny!
 
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