kev2471
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- Sep 23, 2011
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Q: What do you call an elf who sings?
A: a wrapper!
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why the Christmas tree can't stand up?
A: It doesn't have legs.
A: a wrapper!
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
A: He only comes once a year.
Q: Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Why the Christmas tree can't stand up?
A: It doesn't have legs.
