Ugly baby (slightly adult)

Biggav

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A man gets to a mid life crisis with his wife they have 2 beautiful grown up girls but he decides to tell his wife he wants to try one more time for a boy.
The wife agrees and they go about trying.
She falls preganant and nine months later the woman is rushed into hospital while the man is away with work.
The man rushes to the hospital to find his wife has had a baby boy.
He goes to the delivery suite where there are 3 babies, two absolutely gorgeous baby boys and the ugliest baby you have ever seen.
He asks his wife which one is his and she points out the ugly baby.
the man is shocked and says that cant be my baby he is the ugliest thing i have ever seen, i cant possibly be the father I have 2 beautiful girls this baby cant be mine.
he then says to the wife i know what it is you have been having an affair havent you
the wife replies

no not this time you ugly b@stard :) :)
 
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