Two Nuns

[Dutcho]

> > > > > > > > > >There were two nuns...
> > > > > > > > > > One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
> > > > > > > > > > and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
> > > > > > > > > > It is getting dark and they are still far away from the
> > > convent.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us
for
> > the
> > > > past
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >thirty-eight
> > > > > > > > > > and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at
> > the
> > > > > > > > most?
> > > > > > > > > > What can we do?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk
> > faster.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: It's not working.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
> logical
> > > > > > > > thing. He
> > > > > > > > > >started to
> > > > > > > > > > walk faster, too.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us
in
> > one
> > > > > > > > minute.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go
that
> > way
> > > > and
> > > > > > > > I'll
> > > > > > > > > go
> > > > > > > > > >this way.
> > > > > > > > > > He cannot follow us both.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried
> > > about
> > > > > > > > what has
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >happened to Sister Logical.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > Then Sister Logical arrives.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what
> > > > happened!
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't
> follow
> > > us
> > > > > > > > both,so
> > > > > > > > > he
> > > > > > > > > > followed me.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as
> > fast
> > > as
> > > > I
> > > > > > > > could
> > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >and
> > > > > > > > > > he started to run as fast as he could.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: And?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his
> pants.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his
> > pants
> > > > > > > > down.
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > > > > And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say
> two
> > > Hail
> > > > > > > > Marys!
> > > > > > > > > >

 

[countryboy]

lmfao you got me

 

[Dutcho]

Tee heeeeeee

 

[black beauty]

lmao ,ive said the 2 hail mary's and a few our fathers.
not tell u what i was thinking

 

[Tech Babe]

Don't know if I would run, depends if he was a hunk or not !! LOL

 

[digidude]

lmao, nice one