Today's little ditte

smokeythebear

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A man was driving down a deserted road when he accidentally hit a pig.

Nobody saw him do it so he kept on driving.

A little further on down the same road a policeman stopped the car.

"I'm arresting you for leaving the scene of an accident".

"How did you know?" the driver asked.

"The pig squealed, sir."
 
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